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redeye58
Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
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Once again, to the guest who complained that we were out of fillable eggs AGAIN:
We started putting out Easter as soon as the shelves were condensed from Valentine's.
This year we got in even MOAR eggs!
Yet.....you STILL waited until the LAST minute to buy them....?
Really? Is procrastination a family trait?
We started putting out Easter as soon as the shelves were condensed from Valentine's.
This year we got in even MOAR eggs!
Yet.....you STILL waited until the LAST minute to buy them....?
Really? Is procrastination a family trait?
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That's why I wait until the transaction is complete to dispose of the used gift cards. I ain't no garbage picker.
I do. I had been setting them to the side, but we had gone through all of those and she said she thought I had thrown it away... so of course I had to scan them all to prove her wrong, lol. I just can't believe it was in her hand the entire time. I knew it was the one I had just bloody given her too. Next time this woman comes in we will be doing things differently. -_-
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I had one yesterday that accused me of the same thing. The thing was, the one I gave her had the amount written in black sharpie and the ones she used had the amounts written in pen so I refused to scan them all for herThat's why I wait until the transaction is complete to dispose of the used gift cards. I ain't no garbage picker.
I do. I had been setting them to the side, but we had gone through all of those and she said she thought I had thrown it away... so of course I had to scan them all to prove her wrong, lol. I just can't believe it was in her hand the entire time. I knew it was the one I had just bloody given her too. Next time this woman comes in we will be doing things differently. -_-
NoRedCards
Soon to be guest, coming 12/21
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That's because they don't announce the random holidays.....much like they don't announce Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentines Day.....they are all random surprise holidays they announce 2 days before they happen. Nothing funnier than the Greeting Card rack that is 5 people deep 15 minutes before close on Saturday night before Mothers Day.....
lovecats
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Or Father's Day, or Valentines Day, etc., etc............
redeye58
Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
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To that one guest: You ignored my greeting while testing furiously. You looked up long enough to bark out your order before you went back to texting. You swiped your card as I made your drink then snatched the receipt off the register & scrutinized it, no doubt looking for errors.
Who shit on your twinkies today?
Who shit on your twinkies today?
buliSBI
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My first mistake was to walk into a Target store wearing a red shirt this weekend.
But to the idiot that can fully see, I am wearing a truckers hat, jeans, big ass smartphone in an Otterbox, NO I DON"T WORK HERE.
Next time, I walk into a Target and someone starts assuming I work there, I am just going to go CRAZY!!! "Just because I wear a red shirt in Target...what makes you think I work here. Do I have a name tag that says Target...HELL NO!! Can I help you find something...How about some of these rare bird sightings!"
I can be walking through a store in everyday business casual (not even red/khaki) and my work lanyard, and someone will stop me asking if I can help them.
But to the idiot that can fully see, I am wearing a truckers hat, jeans, big ass smartphone in an Otterbox, NO I DON"T WORK HERE.
Next time, I walk into a Target and someone starts assuming I work there, I am just going to go CRAZY!!! "Just because I wear a red shirt in Target...what makes you think I work here. Do I have a name tag that says Target...HELL NO!! Can I help you find something...How about some of these rare bird sightings!"
I can be walking through a store in everyday business casual (not even red/khaki) and my work lanyard, and someone will stop me asking if I can help them.
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Sometimes I will help a person if they are very nice. Usually it is men who have been sent by their wives to get a few bits and they don't really know where anything is. These men always ask a younger woman where something is. I think it is quite funny. Now if you're asking me where the anchovie paste or some weird crazy item is, you need to just go ask an employee.
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sher
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To that one guest, I saw you swatching those revlon colorbursts. This isn't Sephora. There are no testers and if there were, you wouldn't swipe it directly onto your hand, from the tube, idiot.
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Better than the guest who came to the pharmacy with WET nail polish, then gave us the bottles to reshop and tried to tell us she "didn't open them, they were already open"....
TTOG: thank you for wasting 15+ minutes of my time today arguing over Claritin-D, which you couldn't even buy anyway....15+ minutes, I might add, that I could have spent actually being productive when we were SWAMPED!!! JACKASS!!!
Deli Ninja
Formerly Softlines Ninja (Now in Deli Flavor)!
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Sounds like you're one of the many of us who seem to have "RETAIL" tattooed across our foreheads. Unfortunately, there's no laser removal for this ink!
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Mine only seems to light up if I smile.
If I put on my regular 'fuck off' face it seems to deter most of them.
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sher
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Haha, I was shopping at the time and she wouldn't let me get by before she swatched every color on the shelf, many of which only had one tube left. She swatched the last tube of my holy grail lip color. She didn't buy anything, either. It pissed me off. Target should just put out testers and cotton swabs. There's nowhere for them to put it, but it would make shopping for drugstore makeup a million times easier.
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Overheard a woman talking to her son.
"Just because we're in the store doesn't mean I'm going to buy anything"
I wanted to yell LEAVE THEN
"Just because we're in the store doesn't mean I'm going to buy anything"
I wanted to yell LEAVE THEN
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sher
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To the guest who bought my soda stream first in order to keep the air can and bottle, you suck. In an effort to keep this story in one place, to the tm who took this return, why didn't you look in the box??
bullseyekindaguy
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A months ago, my parents called me (after I had left work) so I got pick up some things. So I stopped at a grocery, in my red and khaki... In order to prevent people from asking me if I work at other retailers, I usually put some headphones on.
As I approached the stuff I needed, a lady tapped my shoulder. I turned around and she said; "Excuse me, have you been ignorning me?!"
-Umm, do I know you?
"I have followed you around for the last couple minutes. I cannot find ABC and I need to know where it is NOW"
-Lady, i don't work here
"But you are in red and khaki"
-That doesn't mean I work here, lady.
"I want your name. I am reporting to the manager for ignoring me and wearing headphones"
-Lady, I don't work here.
She turned around in a huff and stomped away. When I got the checkout, I was behind her in line... She called the supervisor to report me. She got mad when the supervisor told her I didn't work there.
I've also been stopped in stores for wearing a t-shirt with a logo (Levi, Pepsi, etc.) with shorts and FLIP-FLOPs...
doxie71
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To the guest who got snippy with me over blueberries: I'm sorry we ran out. We don't get trucks everyday. I could sell you some moldy ones if you want. And there are 2 other grocery stores within 5 minutes of Target. Go buy some there if you need them TODAY.
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To that one guest,
Please don't tell me how to do my job. It wasn't in a rude way so I'm not too upset but it's rather annoying.
Please don't tell me how to do my job. It wasn't in a rude way so I'm not too upset but it's rather annoying.
redeye58
Hasta Ba Rista, Baby!
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To that one 20-something: Yeh, I'm familiar with the 'secret' frappucino menu, made nearly all of 'em so yeh, I'm sure I can mix up what ever you list no matter how bad it sounds.
BTW, there's a reason why some are called CRAPpucinos.
BTW, there's a reason why some are called CRAPpucinos.
To that one guest: sorry we are out of the swiffers on sale this week,no we didn't get any today! And none are on their way ( 0 count in DC )
You know that we had some yesterday ,because your friend bought all of them ! Yeah,well maybe that is the problem,when one person clears the shelf every time that deal comes around !
And you missed on it last time too,because ,again,your friend bought them all!
Can you now explain to me why would that be my problem ?
You want to speak to my STL ? Be my guest ,I ll call her over !
And what did she tell you : sorry,no raincheck!
Not our fault that you go to church on Sunday,therefore missing ALL the deals.....
You know that we had some yesterday ,because your friend bought all of them ! Yeah,well maybe that is the problem,when one person clears the shelf every time that deal comes around !
And you missed on it last time too,because ,again,your friend bought them all!
Can you now explain to me why would that be my problem ?
You want to speak to my STL ? Be my guest ,I ll call her over !
And what did she tell you : sorry,no raincheck!
Not our fault that you go to church on Sunday,therefore missing ALL the deals.....
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TTOG, goooo away. You're the reason why we, at our store, feel as though Target is becoming the new Wal-Mart. You made comments to myself and the Target Mobile guy about your three daughters, age ranging from 11-15, about them having unprotected sex already. I have zero interest in knowing this.
I ran away after hearing this and left our Mobile guy there to talk to you (sorry dude lol) and you were trying to offer him sex..... Go back to your trailer, please. I feel bad for your poisoned daughters.
I ran away after hearing this and left our Mobile guy there to talk to you (sorry dude lol) and you were trying to offer him sex..... Go back to your trailer, please. I feel bad for your poisoned daughters.
ExpertTL
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Wow...I don't know what I would do in that situation. Probably feel a bit sad, even disgusted, just vomit, or maybe all 3.
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