Recent content by Not Alex

I died.

TTOG: why do you argue me about our return policy, but then completely roll over as soon as the GSTL tells you the EXACT. SAME. THING.

My store doesn't have one.

I don't know about your store, but my store throws availability out the window on holidays.

Ask HR which one is correct. And if you aren't supposed to be scheduled that day, make sure they remove it from the online schedule!

If you're scheduled past the 3rd, doesn't that mean they've decided to keep you?

Mine's not posted, but it does let me click to that week. It just says the schedule isn't available yet.

To basically every guest: The carts are wet because it is raining/snowing. You know that is raining because you just came in from the parking lot, so I'm not sure why you're surprised. And no, I'm not searching for a dry one for you (unless you have a kid that has to sit in it, then I will dig...

Today I was walking past Christmas cards, and two women were reading some. One said, "This card is so funny. I have to send it to [name]." The other woman laughed and said "oh my gosh, that is really funny. God, I hate myself." To the second woman: Umm...are you okay?

Following them outside was against policy:eek:

Hi!

I had a guest ask me if Starbucks was guest service. "Hi, welcome to Starbucks. Are you ordering coffee or making a return?"

:DWhen you started, probably.

Fired for texting about work?

I'm really worried they're not saying anything now because they're going to term me after Black Friday. Sunday is the last day of my probation period...