Recent content by Captain Orca

Had to know your audience. The guy was a nut. Pleasant nut however. Never had an issue. I wish Guldens was still in jars. Towards the end of the squirt bottle I cut the top off with my Boy Scout knife, scoop out what I want and cover with a lunch bag and a rubber band. I waste nothing...

I use it to grease the rails on my Mossberg Model 500.

Got a tub of conventional I can't believe it's not butter. Very nice.

Take your breaks. I could squeeze 15 into 20. Just be smooth about it.

Corp: Give us a good reason why we can't smoke in the back room.

And I thought we had the monopoly on screwballs. WTF do these imbeciles do with these toys and how much do they sell for?

At my old store they didn't give a shit about accuracy and neatness, just go faster and faster. "Hey (insert name of TL), how far apart should I space the mustards? 1/8" or 3/16"? Done with a serious straight Captain face he was easy to fuck with.

Are these assholes grown adult men? Tell them to stay the fuck away from your work or you will get them thrown out of the store.

We had a wack-job TL in PFresh who would get all wet-shorts about a new cheese product. He'd prance the aisle waving a block of some imported cheese telling us how good it was. An asshole but a marginally pleasant asshole.

Has anyone noticed the consistency? Hard, crumbly, impossible to spread. A few years ago it was oily, wet, and watery. I'm looking for something different, a non butter substitute. Any suggestions? Thanks.

Excellent they had your back. They should have said something earlier. A thief is a thief, treat them all equally.

H2O retention is exacerbated by the age old favorite BPH. Rednecks get it too and voluminous amounts of ice cold PBR primes the pump. Kinda like the Bernoulli principle referencing bulk and liquid conveyance. (as he cleans the bore of the 'ole Krieghoff.)

My shorts get clingy if I eat too many potato chips.

Back in junior high.

Thumbs up to our friend in the frozen North. Excellent advice.