Recent content by Mugen

Since I can't use my smartwatch at my new job, my buddy gave me his FitBit Zip. So, uh... thanks Target!

Not that either of us work at Target anymore, buuuuuuuuut TTOFTM: I always knew there was something off about you. You had that "look" to you, but man I was half joking when I thought you were a pedophile, but it seems my jokes/suspicions were correct. Hope you enjoy jail, guy! They'll sure...

raise the roof and have some fun." Sorry for the Lionel Richie lyrics (actually, I'm not), but after two and a half years my time has come to an end. I finally found a job where I can make great money and build a career out of. I know I didn't post much, but I honestly had a blast here. Reading...

Not a huge fast food fan anymore, but DQ would be swell. They have pretty good chicken and who doesn't love ice cream?

To that receiving TM: I get that you're pissed that I messed up the sales floor MIRs, buuuuuuuuuuuuut this was the first time I've done them. Get mad at the people who "trained" (and I use this lightly) me. I used to feel bad that ETLs and TLs ignore your complaints, but now I know why, because...

I actually had a blind guy with a great sense of humor. I was taking my break outside with backroom keys in my pocket and he was following behind me. When the security thing went off he, without hesitation, said "OOH, they found out I stole my dog" haha.

TTOG: It seems like I always get one set of deaf guest this time of year and every year you guys are some of the nicest people despite our communication barriers. I know I probably made it awkward, but I'm glad I was able to help you guys and hopefully made your Christmas. TTOG: Yes, it is...

Sir, I know the Flexible Fulfillment process is a hard process to grasp (You select item(s), TM pulls item(s), you receive email stating item(s) has/have been pulled), but I am not your personal errand boy. It's not my fault that you didn't understand a three step process and decided to leave...

TTOG: my STL, Corporate, and I do not care if the 40" Element TV was on the site, as you said, the site said it is available on the 27th y'know tomorrow. No we will not sell you one because "Corporate Said So". Go right ahead and call corporate again, telling them every sob story in the book...

They smell "the retail" on you.

There are a number of things that bother me about Target, but I love how they allow us to express ourselves. I had long hair for a while and I never got any negative comments about it. I always had TLs, ETLs, regular TMs, AND guest tell me how nice it looked and how well I kept it. Not to...

TTOTM, I don't know who is doing this, but if the bathroom door is locked, there is a prrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeettty good chance that it is occupied. Shaking the handle and knocking every 10 seconds will not magically unlock it. In fact, I may wash my hands three or four times, thoroughly.

I barely scraped past 14K last year working an average of 32 hours a week WITHOUT benefits being taken out. Hell, there are times where I barely get by paying for my car and my phone.

Chucks. All day, err day.