on the topic of 500 doll hairs, I recently went grocery shopping and it took me until I was halfway home to fully realize that I had spent a whole ass half of that amount for about a whole ass half the amount of groceries I coulda bought with that same whole ass nominal amount 10 years ago. I can clearly remember being able to fill up a whole ass shopping cart with tens of bags of groceries for ~$200 back in year of our lord 2013 but these days that same nominal amount gets you about 4-5 bags for the price of considerably more bags. Whoms’tever lizard person who invented this cancerous horse shit will be getting a non-biodegradable bag over their head very soon, courtesy of the O.G. bagman himself