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I work early every day, so I'm always working side by side with Flow. Hell, I work more with Flow than I do HLs. We've lost something like 8 people in the last month just on Flow Team. They're overworked and bust their asses every day. I've been handing out candy bars to TMs. Just a small...

This is a way of letting you know that you are doing a good job.

I got told yesterday that I'm going to be "in charge" of it. I can barely manage the work load I have now. No support from my superiors, LODs constantly redirecting my TMs to different tasks than what I wanted them to do, and a complete lack of communication has left me angry, sad, and confused...

Hardlines? Softlines? A homeless wizard? Nobody?

Odds are they have seen you talking to them a lot. More than you are letting on. One of our Electronics TMs has been told repeatedly to not be hanging out at the boat talking to Mobile.

@FlowTeamChick I feel like they do that because people like us are hard, dependable workers and they know we aren't happy so they try to keep us hopeful.

Two people are having a 2 minute long conversation on channel 1. *slowly turns walkie down until I hear the click*

I haven't called out on walkie that I'm here for the day in like 3 months. I hide a zebra in my drawer overnight when I'm clopening. Sometimes I "forget" to turn my walkie back on after breaks.

Dude. They took a seasoned and reliable Electronics TM and moved them to BR. Then they took the other seasoned and reliable Electronics TM and moved them to Plano for 3 weeks. They've got the laziest TM in the store, the worst TM in the store, 1 super reliable TM, and a TL who has worked here...

Thanks. Also, I'm stealing that shit show line.

Ok, so, some more crap for your faces. My STL is "quitting". I don't believe it's of their own volition. I think the results of the Best Team Survey... survey and terrible store visits and store performance has helped to expedite their leaving. EHR called me to their office to have a "check...

The only STL we have worked her way up from TM to TL to STL. She got a $3 pay bump.

Thanks. Hey, man, you need to take care of yourself before you can take care of anyone else.

Every time I see that I can't help but think, "Prepare your anus, it's time for some painus."

Face in a blender would hurt a lot but probably not kill me... I could eat all the sugary snacks, but that would take too long... If I get 2 cart pushers I could pop my head like a ripe melon... This is fun!

Hmmm. Maybe I'll start flirting with the male TMs to bring balance to the Force.

Make up pun names and use pop culture references for people on the walkie. Call AP and tell them to check the sketchy guy on a certain aisle when it's just me there. Put silica gel packets in weird places. Like on the very top of gondolas. Ask if we carry random things on the walkie...

Eh, here's some more crap. My STL has a noticeable bias for unmarried, attractive straight female TMs. If you ain't got big tits or a big ass, he will actively ignore you. I'm not the only one who sees this either. He'll go out of his way to talk to the beauty TL and SL TL who are, you guessed...

Morale is lower than a snake's dick right now. There's no communication from ETLs to the TLs. There was an email sent out reminding us that some people were going to be going to be gone for the week to do a remodel at another store. In order to remind us of something you had to have told us...