ROFLMAO! I think there were a couple of etl's back in my day that would have just loved it if I woke up dead! Note that I did not capitalize ETL when referencing those individuals.
There were so many at Target that earned and deserved great respect and others that were just... I don't even have words. Ugh!
When I look a lot of these posts my mind flashes back and I remember so many situations that were just so wrong. But anyway. Onward and upward!
I used to hum a song in my mind from the Rolling Stones, "Miss You". The part of the song that I would sing to myself when we had really poor etl's was "they're just like street cars". The meaning is that the turnover was so great that they'd be gone in a month or two and I'd still be there 
