Today a Guest asked me for a cleaning supplies ... okay, great.... and being the friendly TM that I am ---- "I'll walk you over to Grocery and help you find it!" On our journey, he (who is walking behind me) says, " Mmmmmm.....Do you ride horses?" I reply (somewhat surprised, hair on back of neck rising), "um...no, I do not ride horses." He says, "Mmmmmm.....well, you must ride somethin' with legs like that!". **** Sidebar: I am not bowlegged... but there is a slight thigh-gap-thing going on.**** I STOP ..... turn to face him and HIS WIFE ( yah.... did I mention that his wife is walking along side him?) and I'm not even sure who to deliver my "shock and awe" stare to !!!!! Him? for being an absolute piece of uncensored pig shit ..... or Her? for being married to an absolute piece of uncensored pig shit !!! The journey for cleaning supplies ended right then and there. Find your own way, you fucking creep.
