Reneeisxena
Retired
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- May 5, 2012
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- 167
Ok, in my 10+ years with Target I've had all kinds of guests, the whiners, the complainers, the I'll never shop here again ones, and even the sweet as pie ones. Today I had a real weird one. I was doing a pull in Market and a guest comes up to me and asks for help. I of course say, CIHYFS? To which he replies, "Yes I'd like a lifesize inflatable Santa, do you have one?" Not really sure I say, "let's go look." We walk over to seasonal as he proceeds to tell me why he wants Santa. He wants to execute him, mafia style in his front yard. You read right. He wants to make it look like Santa's been rubbed out, complete with oozing wounds and bullet holes. He then tells me that Santa is merely another name for, hold on to your hats, SATAN! I look at him and he is totally serious and he says that Santa is the Antichrist and spreads evil in the world. Fortunately we don't have any inflatable Santa's and I'm able to make my escape from the nutter. One of my fellow tms overheard what happened, as did anyone anywhere near seasonal since he was kinda loud, and she wrote me a great VIBE card for keeping my cool with the guy. I really hope that guy can't find the Santa he wants, can you imagine some little kid seeing that on a front lawn. Oh and he was going to include Rudolph in the carnage too. Merry Bloody Christmas to that guy. :\