Recent content by Captain Orca

Ballons in Target stores? Absurd. TM's will be huffing that shit and chattering like a band of intoxicated mice in the back room. Might be fun though! Helium does some funky shit to the vocal cords.

Hey R58! How 'ya been? What is FFS?

When punching out twist your right ear and turn off the Target switch. Next time at the time clock when punching in, twist your ear and turn Target on.

A pair of them at the local pawn shop. An imaginary friend, indeed.

Who didn't like Mr. Commie? We bumped heads many times and I respected him. He was an intelligent well spoken guy who is missed. Assuming someone took his job.

Walkies are abundant on Amazon. Don't do stupid shit like stealing them from the store.

The thread is absurd. Next?

I took a baler key home once and called the store. STL had one, didn't amount to anything because I admitted it.

Accidentally taking one home? It's a stretch but possible, not likely though. It can and does happen. A few?

You took a few? Grow up. Admit it, take them back and clean your slate. Don't play moronic word games with the folks on TBR, we see right through it.

One TL in particular was awful the rest were fine decent people.

I could out push 99% of the team, we had some really lazy ones. Some were good. Most marginal.

I had a shitty store? Bullshit, how the fuck do you know? You don't

Stop bitching and take the green when you can get it. They will eventually screw you over anyway. Get it when the getting is good.

I have moles in my bird feeders.