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  1. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived Target sucks!

    To imply that the story you’ve linked is anything but an exception to the rule would be silly. Target is largely an entry-level job with little-to-no room for growth for many. While hard work and dedication is surely rewarded to some, you have to compare it to pretty much any other industry...
  2. GrandTheftAutumn

    Guest say the darndest (dumbest) things

    Guest, to another: “Dr. Seuss is a drug addict, no way I’m buying that book for Billy!!!” me: *snickers uncontrollably* Guest, to another: “oh look the Target Boy has a sense of humor” ...
  3. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived New Job ^^

    You seem pleasant, darling.
  4. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOnewTM: You were absolutely amazing tonight. You make me kinda sad I’m leaving because I think you have a good enough work ethic to help us fix some of our problems. I’m sorry for making you follow me as I ran around like a dipshit doing flexes and moving pallets of crap around. TTOTL: You’re...
  5. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived New Job ^^

    Putting in my 2 weeks today. Hoping leadership doesn’t get pissy with me leaving. I haven’t been unhappy with my job at target (only annoyed that lazy TMs get away with their scummy ways) but I’ve just been offered an amazing new opportunity. Right before Q4 which sucks for them but hey if they...
  6. GrandTheftAutumn

    The Things Guests Do/Pet Peeves Thread

    I cannot stand the flocks of teenage girls that take all the beanbags in child bedding and have a slumber party in the aisle for up to an hour. Happens at least once a week while I’m there. Like, you seriously couldn’t come up with something more entertaining to do for your weeknight?!?
  7. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived Who are more driven in your store the males or the females?

    Females by far. When I got moved to hardlines there were a bunch of guys and I’d always feel super awkward because they’d have a habit of just standing around near electronics shootin’ the shit. Once they all left I became the only guy in hardlines minus electronics and we became very productive...
  8. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived Condescending Quote Thread

    “You don’t have to fold clothes all day, lucky you” Yes, zoning my area might be easier, but that is why there are 5 closers in softlines and 1 closer in hardlines, darling who always seems to be on her phone every time I take a visit in softlines in order to do a flex.
  9. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived Why does Target seem to struggle to make ends meet. Especially with having enough employee

    Yeah when I came on E2E was just starting and I've always felt like I couldn't afford to go overboard with salesmanship and upselling because if I do that for every guest I would never be able to get all of the autofills, freight, backstock, manuals, stray, research, and zoning done for the day...
  10. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one guest

    TTOG: Repeating a description of the item you’re looking for after I say “we have nothing like that” multiple times isn’t going to make it appear out of thin air, and it isn’t going to change my answer. Unless you’re looking for Beetlejuice, then you’re in luck.
  11. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    I've seen him use it plenty of times before and he's been such a pain in the ass to work with anyway so I figured "whats the worst that could happen".
  12. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOTM: I had the wave keys, I gave them to you. 10 minutes later, "GrandTheftAutumn go to 2" You asked "can you come to the back" FINE... I muttered 'you fricken hack' "How do I turn on the wave" you cried ... fine, I'll show you... I sighed. "Oh no one ever told me that before" Yes they did...
  13. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived Why does the FR have Operator duties?

    In my store new operators are either too quiet or don't repeat the call request over and over again until someone answers. Also if no one is assigned to an area (such as HBA/CHEM on the late shift) they have a hard time getting people to actually pick up the phone unless they call people out on...
  14. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived Scheduled for only 3 days (nearing 90 days)

    Payroll could just be low this week, or they could be busy training a whole bunch of new seasonal cashiers.
  15. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOTM: I’m pretty offended that you think you can talk about women like that in front of me. Like damn man you even have a girlfriend. Do I look like the type of guy that would be okay with hearing that crap? And for the last damn time I don’t have a girlfriend and I’m not going to the bar...
  16. GrandTheftAutumn

    The Things Guests Do/Pet Peeves Thread

    Parents that let their children lay down in the space below the cart. One day a child will lose a finger and the store will be blamed. ~ Also TLs that insist on having conversations with each other on top of what you’re working on. Like, if you’re going to get in my damn way gabbing about...
  17. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    To everyone in leadership: Yo. Sup. Toys guy didn't have any freight today. Why am I doing pulls for other areas other than my own? I still have to work on my freight. Oh he's supposed to be zoning you say? Must be a pretty impressive zone considering he's standing at the electronics boat with...
  18. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOTM: Second NCNS in two days YIP YIP HOORAY, hopefully this means you're gone for good. You complained about freight when we had a lot of freight and no time to zone. You complained about zoning when we had little freight and all the time in the world to zone. That one time you stormed into...
  19. GrandTheftAutumn

    To that one Team Member I - ARCHIVED

    TTOTM: Hey darling, when you call out that you're going to your '30 minute lunch' (15 minutes late when we have 4 people in HL who need to go to lunch in the same 2 hour period) you should probably make it 30 minutes, not 45. Also, I shouldn't go to lunch, come back 30 minutes later, finish...
  20. GrandTheftAutumn

    Archived Have I been fired?

    Yeah it was no issue; I'm just paranoid I guess, heh.
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