Archived A conversation between APPs

[NitroKing2110]

Not specifically apps but
APEX: Hey 4x6 Printer #1, you've got an order coming in, sir.
4x6 #1: OUT OF RIBBON
APEX: No, you're not. Quit whining and do your job.
4x6 #1: CABINET DOOR OPEN.
APEX: You dirty, stinking liar.
Monitor: Hey.....hey guys! GUYS! One of the redshirts is coming!
5x7 Printer: HE IS OPENING MY CABINET WHY IS HE DOING THIS.....OH NO NOT THE POWER SWITCH HAVE MERCY NOT THE POW-
APEX: Nice going everyone. Now I have to reboot for 45 minutes. Screw you all. I hope you each get 1,000 orders with 100 pictures each.

 

[redeye58]

"One of the redshirts is coming!"
ROFLAO

 

[HairyToothpick]

Register: *THE SYSTEM HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO SHUT DOWN. REBOOT IN PROGRESS.*
Scanner: ????
Card Reader: *blurgle*
Register: I warned you....

Blurgle? 😉

 

[redeye58]

The sound of a dying card reader....

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Item Search: Yo! Where are my peeps at?!
NOP: ...
UPCS: ...
Instocks: ...
PTM: ...
Stand Alone RSCH: ...
Stand Alone OUTs: ....
Stand Alone EXF: ...
SIGN: ...
RF APPS: I'm still here!
Target HQ: not for long. Muahahahah!
Item Search: *cries* it's not the same!!!!

Using my phone, target app.

 

[Targe]

Inside RFAPPs...

REPLENISHMENT: Okay...call for 56 throw pillows..done!
STO: LOL nope, put away 56
REPLENISHMENT: Now that was uncalled for.
LOCU: This ain't right, let me fix this.
REPLENISHMENT: You're timed! There is no time for this! M-Delete!
LOCU: Those pillows were never here.
REPLENISHMENT: Okay, whatever. Let's go to 99B 107A02..Pull 2 pillows!
STO: BURN!!
REPLENISHMENT: Goddammit STO.