I work at a certain retail company where the minimum possible hours are 0 per week but in practice they only hand such schedules out punitively to those who’ve already been repeatedly hounded/implored to GET GOOD, to no avail
bear in mind that working at my store is anomalously and almost suspiciously easy, chill, self-explanatory and even, dare I say, fun, as far as retail generally tends to shake out, including Black Friday and Christmas…..really makes you go “yo hold up, wait a minute, what the fuck, Marla is my SD irl and Stuart never existed because his mom plummeted off a cliff into lava in Minecraft before he was ever born?” yup. Turns out the actual reason behind the collapse of Grumbel’s was their steadfast refusal to hire the cartooniest possible talent (me) despite being a literal cartoon, but luckily my current company took a gamble which paid off innumerable times over, not to mention giving one store in particular the Who Framed Roger Rabbit vibe that don’t need no green screen