Archived Fantasy Target

[Hardlinesmaster]

*orders 48372 softlines items online for in-store pickup

Gstl, Let's make sure that payment goes through, first.let me know when the guest comes in.

 

[redeye58]

Shouldn't be too hard to miss. He'll need a van for all that merch.
Just keep an eye on anything combustible.
*gets an uneasy feeling*

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Hl4 or gstl, you are needed at gs( on walkie via gs tm) for guest assistance.

 

[daninnj]

WHERE'S MY 48,372 PURPLE PANTIES?!?!?!!?

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[redeye58]

*on channel 2*
BR, anyone got a 20 on 48K+ of purple knickers?

 

[HardlinesFour]

Sir. Would you be interested in Saving 5% on your um.. Knickers today

 

[NoRedCards]

*on channel 2*
BR, anyone got a 20 on 48K+ of purple knickers?

Sorry, someone was on the roof using them as parachutes for the 48,000 toy soldiers they had ordered last week.....would they be interested in the 25,000 packs of cheese and crackers from 2011 that nobody noticed sitting on the bulk shelf?

 

[HardlinesFour]

*on channel 2*
BR, anyone got a 20 on 48K+ of purple knickers?

Sorry, someone was on the roof using them as parachutes for the 48,000 toy soldiers they had ordered last week.....would they be interested in the 25,000 packs of cheese and crackers from 2011 that nobody noticed sitting on the bulk shelf?

I authorize a 10% discount on such food, if he has a red card.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Watching the parachutes guys fall from the roof. Who is up there? Our sbs guy? He has been missing for a while.

 

[daninnj]

This is my favorite song right now

[video=youtube_share;CGyEd0aKWZE]http://youtu.be/CGyEd0aKWZE[/video]

BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN

 

[Formina Sage]

For real though, I saw her in concert, she was fabulous.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Wow, dan! She is pretty good.

 

[commiecorvus]

This is my favorite song right now

Why does it just figure?

So, this must be your favorite event of the year?

http://galleries.burningman.com/

 

[AssetsProtection]

I havent played in here in a while

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I havent played in here in a while

Can you come up to the roof with me?

 

[AssetsProtection]

I havent played in here in a while

Can you come up to the roof with me?

Im afraid of heights... ok just make sure we get the LOD to disarm before opening

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I have disarm the alarm to the roof. I am the Lod.(fantasy etl)

 

[NoRedCards]

Watch out for the people that were throwing toy soldiers in parachutes off the roof, they may still be up there.....wouldn't want any accidents to happen now, would we? wink...wink.....

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I am bringing a fire extinguisher with me, in case they become flammable toy soldiers falling from the sky.

 

[commiecorvus]

I'm bringing a camera and smores.

 

[redeye58]

I'm bringing popcorn......

 

[daninnj]

Hello. My name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away. Yes, that'll do. I am the health inspector.. This Target has asbestos and knob and tube wiring and will have to be closed immediately.

 

[JustJoe]

This Target has asbestos and knob and tube wiring and will have to be closed immediately.

THAT's why the store hasn't burned down yet.

 

[commiecorvus]

Sure thing Mr. Snrub.
Why don't you have a seat right here in the Starbucks while I run and get the LOD and STL.
While you're waiting I'm sure @redeye58 would be glad to make you on of her 'special' frappichinos/

Wouldn't you redeye?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Heading to Starbucks with HL4, to make sure that mr snub stays put.