I read a few of them, thought I'd share and say what I thought.
Guest: "Move pharmacy closer to door." Me: "Why, so you don't have to walk so far to steal drugs?"
Guest: "Make larger clothes sizes." Me: "Go lose a few pounds, you're probably too fat anyways."
Guest: "More sales!" Me: "Go to Walmart."
Guest: Make things cheaper! Me: "Go to Walmart."
Guest: Have more motorized scooters. Me: "In other words, get off your fatass and walk, some people in this town need exercise!"
Guest: "Be like Walmart more." Me: "Soooo basically, invite more creepy trashy people inside."
Guest: "Keep that sexy guy at Food Avenue over there!" Me: "Oh Christ, awkward."