Archived How well do you think a 'The Break Room' Target store would run?
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MIRSlave
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Only if you spiderwrap the stuff you push. 😉
Gravalpea
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I wouldn't have it any other way. ^_^
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Dibs as cashier.. but only if you let me cover guest service and actually give me shifts on the salesfloor so I didn't have to swap shift them all.
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Since I see your a master of AAR I'd take ya as a electronics tm
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Actually now that I'm thinking about it the one ETL job I think I could BS my way through is HR.
At least I'm pretty sure I could do it better than any of the HR ETLs I've ever had.
At least I'm pretty sure I could do it better than any of the HR ETLs I've ever had.
oath2order
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@qmosqueen and I could take PA positions. Though if we're a Super Target, I guess we'd have to take one of the many many perishables TL positions
mrknownothing
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Backroom day reporting. 😎
@asidius knows more about the backroom than me, so he can have it.
With your extensive knowledge of labor laws, respect for folks from all walks of life, and all-around common sense, you'd make a great ETL-HR (that is, if you don't want signing).
@asidius knows more about the backroom than me, so he can have it.
With your extensive knowledge of labor laws, respect for folks from all walks of life, and all-around common sense, you'd make a great ETL-HR (that is, if you don't want signing).
redeye58
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I think we already put Hardlinesmaster down as ETL-HR but I second what mrk said, you'd make an awesome ETL-HL with an emphasis on signing.
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Aw shucks, thanks, but no thanks. I'll leave that for @EagleEye. I hated when I was a supervisor.
I'll take either another SR.TPS position or normal APS.
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HardlinesGuy
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Alright, so @TallAPGuy is either Senior TPS or Senior APS, whatever we feel would be more helpful. Maybe @On6 or someone else would want to be the ETL-AP? @HardlinesFour, maybe? Or hell, we could even be a real awesome store and have an ETL-AP, APTL, and APS's and TPS's. #BestAPTeamEver
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Leaving out the pfresh guys I see </3
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Everyone in the store would think they are god's gift to Target and I think the gossip would be out of control. I would have to take a pass.
OopsChargeback
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I wouldn't like to be ETL-Log even in this hypothetical store, but I'm certain I could kill it on Flow the way I do every day. I bet it'd be more fun with this crowd, too.
HardlinesGuy
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But who will rule with an iron fist over the parking lot now?I wanna be ETLFA!
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That's where being "global" will come into play for @Kartman
glo
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I think we all know who the ETL-LOG position goes to... @MasterofLOG
BackroomAlpha
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Kartman can be our greeter. Tell jokes at the front doors and drive sales. Everyone gets 40hrs.
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