Get rid of free, public restrooms. If people can't not act like fucking animals, they don't need to be using facilities. I've never understood why there is shit on a seat, piss on the floor, and wads of paper thrown everywhere. At what point in life so you think "you know what, I'm going to make someone who makes minimum wage pick up my shit?"
If I have to poop, I'll gladly pay for a stall. It uses resources and requires cleaning, so of course I should pay for it. Hell, for five bucks, I'll take a private stall so I don't have to hear the obese guy one stall over both grunting like he's having a baby out of his ass and achieving an orgasm once he finishes and the heavy breathing before the climax. I don't want to hear the splash of his lard laden diet, nor the gassy go-with.
If bathroom etiquette is any indicator of where the human race is heading, I hope an asteroid destroys us all.
At least dogs will shit in a yard where they don't walk or in a corner.
Since I'm ranting, who the fuck shakes their hands dry all over the place? There's a fucking automatic hand dryer a few feet away, but you're shaking your hands like you're in a Taylor Swift music video. No one wants to step in a puddle unsure of whether or not it's piss or water.
Nasty fucking 'humans.'
