Target Memes

[GlobalJ]

What I'd pay to steal one of those buttons..

I always wondered if you can take a button from one store to another, and have it go off and send the TMs in a craze trying to deactivate it.

I've always wanted to take a walkie and go to another store, sit in the parking lot and ask for outrageous items.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

What I'd pay to steal one of those buttons..

I always wondered if you can take a button from one store to another, and have it go off and send the TMs in a craze trying to deactivate it.

I've always wanted to take a walkie and go to another store, sit in the parking lot and ask for outrageous items.

I have actually done that before.

 

[daninnj]

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OMG OMG OMG OMG. How did I miss this??

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

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OMG OMG OMG OMG. How did I miss this??

I had like the sot reference..

 

[mrknownothing]

Originally from another thread...

 

[redeye58]

Not on-stage, anyway.
Plenty off-stage.

 

[mrknownothing]

 

[lovecats]

Have you been in my store? It's crazy hot in there most of the time.

 

[HardlinesFour]

 

[sher]

^Guilty!

It's just because once the schedule goes up, after I finish b****ing about it, I make plans for those days off and then I get excited about them. Also, I just really hate last minute anything. I rarely even allow my friends to call me up last minute for stuff... even if my plan was to have a "me date" with netflix. I got excited about Arrested Development in the nude, so dammit, I'm doing it!
/rant
I do take the hours if I have too few hours to pay my bills.

 

[CartStryke]

I think we're all guilty for various reasons. If I'd actually be scheduled for 40 hours, I'd work them no problem whatsoever. But if I'm off, I hate having to come in and ruin one of my off days. The same goes for when I have the rare non-closing shift. For once I'm not closing, why would I want to close? Of course, I tend to use those few opportunities to get any grocery shopping done in an effort to save on gas.

And that's not counting signing up for underemployment benefits. If we're only getting 10-15 hours, we'd probably make more getting paid by the state then we would if we came in on one of our off days.

 

[Dr Laytex]

 

[Amly_221B]

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I could post so many retail robins its not even funny.

 

[Raiden]

I saw this on Reddit...

 

[antivibe]

I saw this on Reddit...

When my coworker zones that aisle, he always leaves behind some vulgar message. One of the many reasons that I like closing with him.

 

[commiecorvus]

I saw this on Reddit...

When my coworker zones that aisle, he always leaves behind some vulgar message. One of the many reasons that I like closing with him.

I have to admit to a little creative zoning in that section myself.

 

[FlowbieCanuck]

Story of my life: (And my pet peeve every night)

 

[anathema]

You're getting endcaps mixed up? Odd numbers are front endcaps, even are back.

 

[NoRedCards]

I saw this on Reddit...

I think my favorite was the night the teens rearranged it to "Testicles"....

 

[FlowbieCanuck]

You're getting endcaps mixed up? Odd numbers are front endcaps, even are back.

...and I feel like the only one on my team that seems to know this.

 

[GlobalJ]

I saw this on Reddit...

When my coworker zones that aisle, he always leaves behind some vulgar message. One of the many reasons that I like closing with him.

I have fun with those myself

 

[redeye58]

I saw this on Reddit...

Look, Dan! It's YOUR STORE!

 

[anathema]

You're getting endcaps mixed up? Odd numbers are front endcaps, even are back.

...and I feel like the only one on my team that seems to know this.

Ah, I see. It didn't take me long to figure it out, you figure there has to be a pattern for stuff like that and people never seem to look for it.

 

[buliSBI]

 

[redeye58]

Awwwww, buliSBI.....I LIKE #1!