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mrknownothing said:
We have Kitchen Essentials by Calphalon. Is that close enough? :D
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Naw, Kitchen Essentials, is the weeding gift you give, for that coworker that forced you to come to their wedding. That's the good, good stuff, you give to your BFF. ;)

I should have added. Unless you're a professional chef, it really doesn't matter. Both do the exact same thing, it's just that the real stuff is a made better, and will last longer.
 
sigma7 said:
Target send out black Black History Month poster.

Poster prominently displays random white guy model.
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And also would I would assume a Spanish/Latino woman, along with a white woman.

Get rid of those three, make it an entirely black cast.
 
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Me: Has this been washed?
Guest: No! Uh....no.
Me: *sniffs the garment* It smells like fabric softener.
Guest: I....keep my laundry stuff in the same closet so....it must've picked up the smell while it was on the hanger.
Me: It has softener caked on the hem here....
Guest: *snatches it out of my hands & stomps off*
 
redeye58 said:
Me: Has this been washed?
Guest: No! Uh....no.
Me: *sniffs the garment* It smells like fabric softener.
Guest: I....keep my laundry stuff in the same closet so....it must've picked up the smell while it was on the hanger.
Me: It has softener caked on the hem here....
Guest: *snatches it out of my hands & stomps off*
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We used to do that. Now with the "Just Say YES" policy in place. We accept the return and destroy the item. :/
 
redeye58 said:
Me: Has this been washed?
Guest: No! Uh....no.
Me: *sniffs the garment* It smells like fabric softener.
Guest: I....keep my laundry stuff in the same closet so....it must've picked up the smell while it was on the hanger.
Me: It has softener caked on the hem here....
Guest: *snatches it out of my hands & stomps off*
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I have (closed, un-opened) boxes of Bounce & Downy Sheets (got 'em on final clearance), I purchased just to keep in my drawers, and believe it or not, I always smell "Outdoor Fresh-y" & "Clean Breeze" as I walk around. Esp, if it rains, the scent really gets a little stronger.

So.., if it wasn't for the fact, that softner was caked on (probably sounds like, they poured way, way too much) that excuse is almost plausible.
 

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