Target Memes

[mrknownothing]

Is that Calphalon I see? That belongs at Bed Bath & Beyond 😛

We have Kitchen Essentials by Calphalon. Is that close enough? 😀

 

[HardlinesFour]

We have Kitchen Essentials by Calphalon. Is that close enough? 😀

Naw, Kitchen Essentials, is the weeding gift you give, for that coworker that forced you to come to their wedding. That's the good, good stuff, you give to your BFF. 😉

I should have added. Unless you're a professional chef, it really doesn't matter. Both do the exact same thing, it's just that the real stuff is a made better, and will last longer.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

No vibing that guest.

 

[HardlinesHellion]

Oh the things you can find

 

[commiecorvus]

Target send out black Black History Month poster.

Poster prominently displays random white guy model.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[oath2order]

Target send out black Black History Month poster.

Poster prominently displays random white guy model.

And also would I would assume a Spanish/Latino woman, along with a white woman.

Get rid of those three, make it an entirely black cast.

 

[GrumpyAP]

LORD HAVE MERCY.

 

[bab5crusade]

 

[Retail Girl]

Why oh why do all of these people decide to try the clothes on after cutting off the tags? Who does that?

 

[redeye58]

Me: Has this been washed?
Guest: No! Uh....no.
Me: *sniffs the garment* It smells like fabric softener.
Guest: I....keep my laundry stuff in the same closet so....it must've picked up the smell while it was on the hanger.
Me: It has softener caked on the hem here....
Guest: *snatches it out of my hands & stomps off*

 

[bab5crusade]

Me: Has this been washed?
Guest: No! Uh....no.
Me: *sniffs the garment* It smells like fabric softener.
Guest: I....keep my laundry stuff in the same closet so....it must've picked up the smell while it was on the hanger.
Me: It has softener caked on the hem here....
Guest: *snatches it out of my hands & stomps off*

We used to do that. Now with the "Just Say YES" policy in place. We accept the return and destroy the item. :/

 

[Retail Girl]

We've been taking that stuff back since the vibe started.

 

[oath2order]

Pretty sure my store has taken the stuff back even before the Just say Yes crap.

 

[buliSBI]

http://imgur.com/Md3paVE

 

[HardlinesFour]

Me: Has this been washed?
Guest: No! Uh....no.
Me: *sniffs the garment* It smells like fabric softener.
Guest: I....keep my laundry stuff in the same closet so....it must've picked up the smell while it was on the hanger.
Me: It has softener caked on the hem here....
Guest: *snatches it out of my hands & stomps off*

I have (closed, un-opened) boxes of Bounce & Downy Sheets (got 'em on final clearance), I purchased just to keep in my drawers, and believe it or not, I always smell "Outdoor Fresh-y" & "Clean Breeze" as I walk around. Esp, if it rains, the scent really gets a little stronger.

So.., if it wasn't for the fact, that softner was caked on (probably sounds like, they poured way, way too much) that excuse is almost plausible.

 

[HardlinesFour]

*waves* Hey Dan...

http://consumerist.com/2014/02/13/d...y-wont-refund-your-meal-from-2-nights-before/

 

[mrknownothing]

*waves* Hey Dan...

http://consumerist.com/2014/02/13/d...y-wont-refund-your-meal-from-2-nights-before/

Come on, don't give him any ideas!

 

[redeye58]

In Jersey, no less!! lol

 

[buliSBI]

 

[redeye58]

Eeeeeeeeeek!
It's SPOTHRA!

 

[Dr Laytex]

 

[bab5crusade]

 

[buliSBI]

Revolution or Walking Dead-future?

 

[buliSBI]

 

[Dr Laytex]