Target Memes

[NeoDarikona]

This was yesterday

A classic.

 

[can't touch this]

 

[redeye58]

If only it was that simple....

 

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[qmosqueen]

New Shipt team members.

 

[BoxCutter]

I would like to replace a lot of my current fellow TMs with trained monkeys. Would make my job easier even if I had to clean up the feces they threw around.

 

[can't touch this]

me IRL

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

For all my food assistants.

 

[NPC]

Too lazy to think of a funny caption to make this relevant to Target. Something something, my face when I get recognition.

 

[qmosqueen]

Me on the walkie

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

Or try to return it at target

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[Stuff2]

Hey, I go shopping in pajama bottoms. Went to Target thusly dressed last night. I'm on vacation now, it's unseasonably warm in California, and they're comfortable.

 

[redeye58]

Had a guy at my SB counter in pajama pants.
Put his keys & phone in the same pocket, thus we discovered he prefers boxers to briefs.
Just glad he didn't decide to go commando.

 

[Stuff2]

Ugh. If I'm wearing pajama pants, everything goes into my messenger bag or backpack (I don't drive, so I always carry a bag when I go out) for that very reason.

 

[IWishIKnew]

We had a couple wandering the store in reindeer onesies last night. C'est la vie.

 

[NPC]

We had a couple wandering the store in reindeer onesies last night. C'est la vie.

Wow, they must be so fun, quirky, and interesting. Aren't onesies totally ironic and hilarious? If only they liked Bacon and Sriracha, then they'd be perfect humans.

 

[IWishIKnew]

See, the best part is--I have no idea! When they wandered through my section they were just...shopping. No screaming children, no unreasonable demands, no bitching about the lack of seasonal selection, etc. People dressed up are amusing and keep things a bit more interesting, and if you're not misbehaving, more power to you. Same with the ones who sing. Except the one guy last night who was kind of loud, as he was singing along to, I believe it was the Hamilton soundtrack, which he had playing on his phone on speaker. He could sing well, at least. I haven't yet had guests wandering around and singing who weren't good at, thank all the gods.

 

[PackAndCry]

 

[Spot the doge]

I'd wear a onesie if not for the stigma and how dirty they'd get in public.

 

[Militantagnostic]

I'd wear a onesie if not for the stigma and how dirty they'd get in public.

You could go with a jumpsuit.

 

[oath2order]