Target Memes

[Athena]

one step ahead of da game...

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I <3 this one so much because the ETL-AP did used to stalk me. He was never half as sneaky or mysterious as he tried to be.

 

[invictustaylor]

hey right on there is a thanks button in the lower left and a karma button on the upper right of the message box! lol jk!

 

[mrknownothing]

 

[AssetsProtection]

Miss this topic

 

[CartStryke]

Miss this topic

I've actually had cashier shifts this past week for the first time in forever, and while I got the idea from a thread here, I actually said "no, we charge double then".

 

[lovecats]

I've actually had cashier shifts this past week for the first time in forever, and while I got the idea from a thread here, I actually said "no, we charge double then".

OH, I like that response! Can I use that next time someone says that it's free, you know, like I haven't heard it like a million times before.

 

[mrknownothing]

 

[korpsfukker]

Oh lawd, this is the funniest thread ever.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Oh lawd, this is the funniest thread ever.

Are you a necrophiliac?

 

[AssetsProtection]

Are you a necrophiliac?

Didnt understand until I saw the name lol.

 

[CartStryke]

Are you a necrophiliac?

I'm glad I'm not the only person who read his name that way.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who read his name that way.

Nothing better after a hard day of work at the morgue then cracking open a cold one.

 

[The Mule]

Nothing better after a hard day of work at the morgue then cracking open a cold one.

I know the joke you were going for, but I'm still telling myself you're talking about a beer because it makes it easier to sleep at night....

 

[daninnj]

I've actually started saying it...

 

[pzychopopgroove]

I know the joke you were going for, but I'm still telling myself you're talking about a beer because it makes it easier to sleep at night....

Maybe I wasn't referring to a beer after all... 😉

 

[redeye58]

Maybe I wasn't referring to a beer after all... 😉

The Zombie Apocalypse starts NOW!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

 

[pzychopopgroove]

The Zombie Apocalypse starts NOW!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Hey, I got to get food somehow..

 

[daninnj]

 

[mrknownothing]

Too true, Dan! Who hasn't been hit by this lately?

 

[mrknownothing]

 

[mrknownothing]

 

[StaticSun]

As long as they include me in the lunch plans, whatever.

 

[daninnj]

Oh you're in the lunch plans alright...

 

[Crohl]

Don't have a picture to go with this caption, but meh:

"4 lanes open with lights on, no wait.

Walks to the one cashier with their light off and starts unloading a cart of grocery."

 

[TheWanderer]

There ya go, Crohl.