Target Memes

[commiecorvus]

 

[Kartman]

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[FriedTL]

From target reddit

 

[JAShands]

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Just the thought of pushing that little YES button brought forth a maniacal little giggle. Thank god it’s my day off 😂

 

[NPC]

I hear if we make sales this year we get to wear all-jeans to work now, to one-up last years jean reward.

 

[Tessa120]

Another one from my cousin, who has never worked at Target (maybe she just likes shopping there).

 

[Black Sheep 214]

 

[oath2order]

 

[Tessa120]

 

[RandomTeamMember]

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[seasonaldude]

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"Who's that? Oh, that's our old cashier Maryanne. She loved Target so much that she asked to be allowed to continue selling Red Cards after she passed." Pssst..."Hey noob...that story about Maryanne isn't true. That's her alright. But, she just couldn't afford a coffin and funeral with our low hours so her rotting corpse is her revenge on the store."

OK. Maybe a bit longer than a caption.

 

[Kartman]

"These things killed me!!!"

 

[Black Sheep 214]

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Target is running a skeleton crew again...

 

[Kroneru]

Target is running a skeleton crew again...

"Spook More, Rattle Less"

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

The last gsa at the front end.

 

[Billybobjoe]

Skeleton crew

 

[Kartman]

 

[Militantagnostic]

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Looks like Target is turning to necromancy to improve the turnover rate.

 

[oath2order]

When your flex room is bursting with orders yet to be picked up

 

[Kartman]

They all move on cuz Spot don't give no hours!

 

[Black Sheep 214]

Living on four hours a week...

 

[Kartman]

That'll develop company loyalty!!!

 

[redeye58]

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I'm dyin' to tell you about the benefits of our Red Card!!!

 

[happygoth]

I'm dyin' to tell you about the benefits of our Red Card!!!

I think we have a winner!