The Things Guests Do/Pet Peeves Thread

[happygoth]

Why do teenage girls giggle so much? It's so annoying when they go into the fitting room to try on clothes and just giggle and laugh nonstop. What's so freaking funny?

I don't sound too much like an old humorless battle axe, do I? 😂

 

[Croco]

Guests who take their sweet ass time in the cart line. Sometimes I just shout “freight train coming through” like i’m a kid again to keep the energy ✨positive✨

 

[BowBin]

I hate discovering hard chunks of chewing gum on the underside of shelves.
Warm, soft gum is worse.

 

[can't touch this]

I hate discovering hard chunks of chewing gum on the underside of shelves.
Warm, soft gum is worse.

I'll take recently chewed gum over a warm, very-recently-sat-upon toilet seat any day

 

[FlowTeamChick]

Guests who stand in the middle of an aisle for what seems like forever when I'm trying to push my truck. They're texting or looking up something on their phone, or shopping with a friend and chatting, or disciplining (or not) their children. Or just taking a very long time deciding which toothpaste to buy. (There are a ridiculous number of choices, so I can understand it. Just hurry up!) The worst are the ones who have to sniff the fragrance of every single body wash (also a ridiculous number of choices).
The only ones I really take pity on are the men shopping in the feminine care aisle for their partner or maybe a Shipt order. They're almost always looking at the wrong shelf and seem too shy to ask for help. Fortunately, they have a picture on their phone so it's easy to point to the right package and off they go.