TTOG: If you can seriously stand there and say that you have visited several stores looking for a particular type of shirt and haven't found it yet, then maybe you need to reconsider what is "acceptable" and "not acceptable".
Older woman, not pregnant, she was all belly. When she touched her stomach while explaining why buying shirts is hard I seriously wondered if she has a massive tumor because she looked like she had a basketball under her shirt, it was that defined and large a lump. She had on jeans with a nice embroidery of roses, pink and a darker pink with a bit of brown in the tint, and she wanted a shirt that matched one of those colors. No shirt was right. She didn't want button down, because button down fits all wrong around the stomach. She didn't want a sweater weight weave because she would be too warm. She didn't want one shirt in WF because the neck was too low. She didn't want another shirt in WF because it wasn't long enough. She didn't want any of the shirts I found in Ava & Viv because of not liking the fabric, not her style, just didn't strike her fancy, even when I told her that the X shirt would give more room in the stomach than an XL in the other brands while fitting about the same in the shoulders. She tried on a plain long sleeve tee from AND and it was too tight for her stomach, which she predicted before she went in. She wouldn't even look at the WWW shirts. I found in our teeny Knox Rose section a shirt that was the answer to all her complaints - both colors, loose around the stomach, long sleeve, thin enough to not be hot, modest neckline - and she said "I'm an old woman, that youthful style would look ridiculous on me." Knox Rose, youthful???? She had just remarked that another Knox Rose shirt that was the wrong size but cut similarly was pretty.