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Step one: arrive early! Employees love it when they are aware that you've been standing outside for xx amount of minutes before the store opens!
Bonus points: ring the doorbell and knock on the locked door to see if they can let you in early since you're so special to them. Or better yet grab the walkie.
Step two: wait until the employees are extremely busy with their tasks to ask them questions such as 'where are the eggs/coffee/milk is?'
Bonus points: when you want their attention, they love it when you touch them or even better, try whistling or clicking your fingers, this makes the employees feel extra special!
Step three: when you know you're going to get more than a few things, make sure you get a cart, you know the ones that EVERYONE uses, and if the cart bay is empty, to stop what the employee is doing to make them retrieve a cart for you.
Bonus points : if the employee points to the carts, please act offended because this sort of comprising is simply unacceptable!
Step four: if you are not happy with the standard of the store, instead of telling an employee, demand to speak to the store LOD without telling them why.
Bonus points : even if it's a very minor issue, make it a dramatic life story about how it has ruined your life and how you'll never return!
Step five: when you have completed your shopping, make it a challenge to look for the smallest queue! Who cares if that employee has worked for 9 hours straight and is close to passing out, hurl your cart towards that till!
Bonus points: when you're being served, question every double scan and when you're giving money, employees love it when you lick your fingers before giving them your cash.
I hope this guide helps a lot of guests out and if any team members have any more suggestions, add it to the comments so we can all learn how to be great guests!
Bonus points: ring the doorbell and knock on the locked door to see if they can let you in early since you're so special to them. Or better yet grab the walkie.
Step two: wait until the employees are extremely busy with their tasks to ask them questions such as 'where are the eggs/coffee/milk is?'
Bonus points: when you want their attention, they love it when you touch them or even better, try whistling or clicking your fingers, this makes the employees feel extra special!
Step three: when you know you're going to get more than a few things, make sure you get a cart, you know the ones that EVERYONE uses, and if the cart bay is empty, to stop what the employee is doing to make them retrieve a cart for you.
Bonus points : if the employee points to the carts, please act offended because this sort of comprising is simply unacceptable!
Step four: if you are not happy with the standard of the store, instead of telling an employee, demand to speak to the store LOD without telling them why.
Bonus points : even if it's a very minor issue, make it a dramatic life story about how it has ruined your life and how you'll never return!
Step five: when you have completed your shopping, make it a challenge to look for the smallest queue! Who cares if that employee has worked for 9 hours straight and is close to passing out, hurl your cart towards that till!
Bonus points: when you're being served, question every double scan and when you're giving money, employees love it when you lick your fingers before giving them your cash.
I hope this guide helps a lot of guests out and if any team members have any more suggestions, add it to the comments so we can all learn how to be great guests!