To That One Guest - II

[starmaster1000]

No, I will not spray this mixture of bleach and water on your bare hands.

I leave my bottle in my bagging area (of the 4 bag hooks at the register, I consistently use only 2 – the top and bottom one nearest the scanner, and the bottom one furthest from the scanner for the large bags) in front of my top, unused bag hook.

As I go to spray my next paper towel to wipe down my credit card machine and the check writing platform, this Guest snatches my bleach/water bottle and sprays his hands and I gave him the most disgusted/shocked look ever.

Rude! But second of all, dude, do you want to peel off your skin????

 

[Amanda Cantwell]

I leave my bottle in my bagging area (of the 4 bag hooks at the register, I consistently use only 2 – the top and bottom one nearest the scanner, and the bottom one furthest from the scanner for the large bags) in front of my top, unused bag hook.

As I go to spray my next paper towel to wipe down my credit card machine and the check writing platform, this Guest snatches my bleach/water bottle and sprays his hands and I gave him the most disgusted/shocked look ever.

Rude! But second of all, dude, do you want to peel off your skin????

Tell him that was bleach in there

 

[starmaster1000]

Tell him that was bleach in there

Before I could react, he left.
That's what he gets for spraying himself with bottles.

 

[Tessa120]

Tell him that was bleach in there

People are drinking bleach. Do you really think that ingredient will stop someone from wanting to marinate in it?

 

[Captain Orca]

Tell the moron there is hydrofluoric acid in the bottle and it will eat through their skin but is inert on non porous surfaces. You will likely have to define the word "inert."

 

[Captain Orca]

To Karen and ManKaren: use your own sanitizer, this is ours. Period.

 

[loser girl]

What is the man name for Karen?

 

[Leo47]

I had people today taking my bottle of cleaner out of my cart and my paper towels and spraying their stuff left and right every time I turned my back. Never thought I would have to yell “MA’AM STOP TOUCHING MY THINGS THAT IS NOT FOR YOU TO USE” so many times in my damn life!!!!! This stimulus check brought all the freaking crazies in today. These people are NOT house trained!!!

 

[Amanda Cantwell]

I had people today taking my bottle of cleaner out of my cart and my paper towels and spraying their stuff left and right every time I turned my back. Never thought I would have to yell “MA’AM STOP TOUCHING MY THINGS THAT IS NOT FOR YOU TO USE” so many times in my damn life!!!!! This stimulus check brought all the freaking crazies in today. These people are NOT house trained!!!

Never let it out of your sight/hand. Or write “TEAM MEMBER USE ONLY” on it. Not that that will help.

 

[BurgerBob]

Ttog, I'm not checking out your 30 plus decor items at my tiny boat especially after your rude ass gave me attitude.

 

[blitzsofttm]

To that one guest who said Target's made a stupid move by disallowing returns for the moment which will discourage people from buying things: You know that's the whole point, don't you? ESSENTIAL SHOPPING ONLY, what part of that do you not understand?

 

[StargazerOmega]

TTOLadyInTheBathroom: I seriously hope you didn't touch anything after you exited your stall. Just because you're wearing gloves, doesn't mean you skip washing your hands! Especially after you've just gone to the bathroom. You're part of the problem and one of the reasons COVID spreads. 🙄🤢🤮

Just thinking about it makes me ill.

 

[NKG]

I'm never answering guest service calls again....

Aside from all the Betty's and Martha's who can't figure out how drive up works....

And Karen her damn 20 questions about returns , bags being left behind and soda stream


Low and behold this call that is my final straw

Me" Target Guest Service"

Guest " Where are you located at?"

Me" This street and that street"

Guest " This road"

Me " You want this road Target"

Then the call gets really weird...

Guest " oooh yeah this road.... (bunch of moaning)"

I hung up 😳

 

[Amanda Cantwell]

We get confused with one of our sister stores all time. “WHY ISNT MY ORDER READY THIS IS AN OUTRAGE” “because it’s at the other store”

 

[seasonaldude]

I also made the mistake of answering the GS phone today. That stupid thing wouldn't stop ringing so I picked it up. It was some Karen bitching about her drive up not coming out fast enough. Bitch, please. Yes, I did tell the completely overwhelmed TM running orders out to make her wait longer. Obviously.

 

[redeye58]

This is when I miss my Starbucks counter the most - so many bitches to decaf.....

 

[HRTMKendall]

TTOG: Hey, idiot!

Did you know that when you place an order for pick up, you have to come into the store to get it? Yeah, you can’t just pull up to the curb and yell at TMs taking out drive up orders that you’ve been waiting for 15 minutes. How are we supposed to know you’re here? We can’t read your minds!

 

[SallyHoover]

TTOG: Hey, idiot!

Did you know that when you place an order for pick up, you have to come into the store to get it? Yeah, you can’t just pull up to the curb and yell at TMs taking out drive up orders that you’ve been waiting for 15 minutes. How are we supposed to know you’re here? We can’t read your minds!

At our store they call and yell over at those bringing out for others. I asked if the requested pick up or drive up, they always say they don't know. Next I ask if they booked on the app or on the computer. The answer is always on the computer. I tell them they have to book through the app and they have to designate drive up. I will bring there stuff this time but unless they book on the app and specify drive up they will have to come into the store to pick up there order. I also tell them that it may take another 5 plus minutes as anyone here or who has indicated they are on their way would have priority before someone could bring their order.

 

[seasonaldude]

I just tell them to open the app, order a pack of gum for drive up, say you're here under that order and GS will bring everything out to you. Right now, we always have two TMs on drive-ups, one just for in-store pickups, a cart attendant, a cart wiper-downer/counter to make sure we don't reach our completely unrealistic "limit" of guests in the store, and an SETL all on the schedule at once.

They can't even be bothered to answer the phone at the desk, but come on. Someone can't just take the order out? So, if I answer that call because I'm annoyed by the ringing phone, it's order a pack of gum and they'll come rushing right out.

 

[ManMythMachine]

I'm never answering guest service calls again....

Aside from all the Betty's and Martha's who can't figure out how drive up works....

And Karen her damn 20 questions about returns , bags being left behind and soda stream


Low and behold this call that is my final straw

Me" Target Guest Service"

Guest " Where are you located at?"

Me" This street and that street"

Guest " This road"

Me " You want this road Target"

Then the call gets really weird...

Guest " oooh yeah this road.... (bunch of moaning)"

I hung up 😳

Giving directions is so hot.

 

[Tessa120]

Maybe your voice. I took a pizza order once, when I hung up a coworker said that I make love with my voice.

 

[happygoth]

Maybe your voice. I took a pizza order once, when I hung up a coworker said that I make love with my voice.

🍻 I used to do the closing announcements when the phone was at the fitting room - one TM nicknamed me "The Voice", and others have said I sound smooth, soothing, lovely, and angelic - maybe I should look into creating some ASMR videos for YouTube. 😊

 

[Tessa120]

Duh, I misquoted. He said I made love on the phone.

 

[redeye58]

TTOShipt shopper: I was trying to work a uboat (in grocery today, an unfamiliar area).
You kept asking me where items were & I was doing searches on my zebra because I DON'T NORMALLY WORK GROCERY!!!
You slowed me down & expected me to walk you to every area; when we didn't have something you acted as if it was my fault.
Bitch, I'm NOT doing your shopping for you & I hope your shop times are in the toilet.

 

[blitzsofttm]

TtoG: You know it's essential shopping only right? I overheard you ladies talking, that new swimsuit isn't essential if you have others at home. No, you can't try it on. No, you can't return or exchange it. No, you can't exchange it, I just said that. Yes, I know it may not fit, but here's a solution: Don't buy the swimsuit.