To That One Guest - II

[happygoth]

He was well-tanned, I suppose. If I were gay I probably would have given him the time of day. Or night, or whatever.

Damn, how come no hot guys ever strip in my store?!

 

[SigningLady]

TTOG: How the fuck did it become MY fault YOU couldn't remember the brand name of the skincare product you use!? Telling me it has retinol and is in a...red? box only narrows it down so much.

Then when you find it on your own, you have to pointedly show me like 1) I give a fuck and 2) see how obvious this is, how couldn't I find this and 3) it's right here on this endcap for when someone else asks for it, just so you know.

Given how much she was scowling at me, I don't think the retinol is going to do much for her. 😆

 

[Far from newbie]

TTOG: How the fuck did it become MY fault YOU couldn't remember the brand name of the skincare product you use!? Telling me it has retinol and is in a...red? box only narrows it down so much.

Then when you find it on your own, you have to pointedly show me like 1) I give a fuck and 2) see how obvious this is, how couldn't I find this and 3) it's right here on this endcap for when someone else asks for it, just so you know.

Given how much she was scowling at me, I don't think the retinol is going to do much for her. 😆

Hahaha - SO funny.
‘Everyday I hear: ”I don’t remember the name....don’t you know by my description....I bought it here before.....”

‘Today it was a round pillow for hemorrhoids- you should have it here cause Walmart carries it !
why can’t I be brave and say “So go to Walmart and get it !”

 

[redeye58]

why can’t I be brave and say “So go to Walmart and get it !”

'Reasons I could never be a leader' for $50, Alex.

TTOG: I had taken your order & was preparing your drink while you were supposed to be getting your payment up.
I turn around & you pulled the card reader out of the way & reached thru my plexie to grab my scanner to scan your card.
You said you 'were trying to help'; but I hadn't totaled your order yet so the scanner didn't work.
I said "Thanks, but I need to scan it for you."
When you walked away I got out the sanitizer wipes & cleaned the hell out of my scanner, counter, card reader, etc.
That plexie is there for a reason Miss Nasty-hands.

 

[ClosingQueen]

TTOG: No I won't return the TV you purchased at another store because you "claim" when you opened the box it was the wrong TV. Yes this is Target but that's a store specific issue. No I don't care that you work and have children, we ALL work. No it's not MY problem, I didn't sell you the TV. No I don't care if you blast me on Twitter because I think you're full of sh*t. Yes I am a manager, that's what Lead means in Target speak.
Yes this happened a couple of weeks ago. She demanded my full name(no, you can have my first name. Its unique, probably the only person in my district with my name, definitely my store), my title, and my employee ID(no, not happening. She said but it's on our receipts. Nope. But she works at a bank so she knows. Nope.)

 

[Captain Orca]

Karen, put your face on the hemorrhoid pillow, your face looks like a hemorrhoid! Bitch.

 

[Amanda Cantwell]

TTOG: No I won't return the TV you purchased at another store because you "claim" when you opened the box it was the wrong TV. Yes this is Target but that's a store specific issue. No I don't care that you work and have children, we ALL work. No it's not MY problem, I didn't sell you the TV. No I don't care if you blast me on Twitter because I think you're full of sh*t. Yes I am a manager, that's what Lead means in Target speak.
Yes this happened a couple of weeks ago. She demanded my full name(no, you can have my first name. Its unique, probably the only person in my district with my name, definitely my store), my title, and my employee ID(no, not happening. She said but it's on our receipts. Nope. But she works at a bank so she knows. Nope.)

Same thing happened at my store. Hard no from AP lol

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

TTOG: No I won't return the TV you purchased at another store because you "claim" when you opened the box it was the wrong TV. Yes this is Target but that's a store specific issue. No I don't care that you work and have children, we ALL work. No it's not MY problem, I didn't sell you the TV. No I don't care if you blast me on Twitter because I think you're full of sh*t. Yes I am a manager, that's what Lead means in Target speak.
Yes this happened a couple of weeks ago. She demanded my full name(no, you can have my first name. Its unique, probably the only person in my district with my name, definitely my store), my title, and my employee ID(no, not happening. She said but it's on our receipts. Nope. But she works at a bank so she knows. Nope.)

You tell to take it back to the original store. My store did.

 

[IWishIKnew]

TTOG: How the fuck did it become MY fault YOU couldn't remember the brand name of the skincare product you use!? Telling me it has retinol and is in a...red? box only narrows it down so much.

I bet your local librarians just love her.

Ah, the "I'm going to return my old TV in this box and hope nobody notices" scam. Gotta love those with the 70" TVs that take 10 minutes to wrestle out of the box enough to check the serials. Motherfuckers. fuck you for wasting our time in addition to being shitty scammers.

 

[NotCynicalYet]

TTOG: Thank you for shitting at the front of the checklanes and then tracking your shit across most of them during the afternoon rush. I really enjoyed cleaning up your shit while simultaneously directing traffic and helping team members with lots of questions.

 

[Captain Orca]

Outstanding, what a customer. Seriously?

 

[NotCynicalYet]

Outstanding, what a customer. Seriously?

Yeah. Didn't see it happen, but my assumption is that it was a child. There were about 15 spots I had to clean (plus a bunch of little streaks), one of them pretty decent sized. Super good times lol. And now I understand why we have flashlights in the spill stations. All the little streaks don't always show up easily without more light on them.

 

[Captain Orca]

Class act in a public arena.

 

[happygoth]

While disgusting, I'm sure it wasn't done deliberately or with malice.

 

[IWishIKnew]

While disgusting, I'm sure it wasn't done deliberately or with malice.

Having read this article today, I agree.

ETA: If it were deliberate, it wouldn't be little streaks, it would be a giant dump, possibly spread all over.

 

[dannyy315]

Fuck your Annie.

Yes those are yellow labels. Not my fault.

 

[redeye58]

TTOG: I handed off your iced drink (fully gloved, no less) only to watch you SCRUB down the exterior with sani wipes. All. over.
Pretty sure that tea is gonna have a sanitizer after-taste.

 

[Black Sheep 214]

TTOG: I handed off your iced drink (fully gloved, no less) only to watch you SCRUB down the exterior with sani wipes. All. over.
Pretty sure that tea is gonna have a sanitizer after-taste.

Too bad there isn’t a button you could push to neutralize the caffeine in that tea...😂

 

[dannyy315]

TTOG: I handed off your iced drink (fully gloved, no less) only to watch you SCRUB down the exterior with sani wipes. All. over.
Pretty sure that tea is gonna have a sanitizer after-taste.

If they’re that paranoid about catching COVID from a coffee cup, they should just cut out the middle man and make coffee at home.

 

[masterofalltrades]

TTOG: I handed off your iced drink (fully gloved, no less) only to watch you SCRUB down the exterior with sani wipes. All. over.
Pretty sure that tea is gonna have a sanitizer after-taste.

Mmmm quaternary ammonium delicious.

 

[JiJi]

TTOG: Thanks for making us fall behind on OPU the other day and then getting mad because your order was late. Like, dude, you ordered 150+ OPU items, for grocery nonetheless.
Also whoever ordered 250+lbs worth of weights in one order for OPU - your mom's a hoe.

 

[IWishIKnew]

That is 100% Target's fault for not changing goal times to scale with order size. FFS.

 

[JiJi]

That is 100% Target's fault for not changing goal times to scale with order size. FFS.

The part that really drives me up a wall is that guests act like their order is the only one in the system. Like uhh, no.

 

[Times Up]

TTOG: Thanks for making us fall behind on OPU the other day and then getting mad because your order was late. Like, dude, you ordered 150+ OPU items, for grocery nonetheless.

Karen mentality! Assumes that there are TMs waiting around doing nothing until his order was placed.

 

[dannyy315]

TTOG: Honestly, I don’t care that you broke a candle. Mistakes happen, it’s not a big deal. What is a big deal though is leaving it and not telling anyone, someone can injure themselves.