To That One Guest - II

[Captain Orca]

The Captain would pay you to let me Captainize the teens. Give them a few paragraphs of Ft. Jackson, Columbia, S.C. in my 100 yd rifle range voice.

 

[Rarejem]

I just give them my mom-look. 🤣

 

[Captain Orca]

Mom-looks work well. Congratulations.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

That moment when, an ETL, two TLs, an APS and a TPS walk a group of six teens out of the store. They fucked around and found out... They were knocking stuff off the shelves and bouncing balls so hard they hit the ceiling.

I follow them & give the stare.

 

[TechNix]

I follow them & give the stare.

I did. They kept saying "What's up bro?" and kept on walking.

 

[BurgerBob]

The Captain would pay you to let me Captainize the teens. Give them a few paragraphs of Ft. Jackson, Columbia, S.C. in my 100 yd rifle range voice.

Come hang out next to the foot balls in sporting goods or the big bouncy balls in toys at about 6-8pm. Lol 😆 that's when we see them.

I scared my mobile rep cause " your never that loud".... I'm only that loud when its needed.

 

[redeye58]

I've used the MOM voice when some kids were getting rambunctious & knocking over chairs in the dining area.
Stopped them in their tracks & scared shit out of my baristas.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

I did. They kept saying "What's up bro?" and kept on walking.

Making sure that you don't disrupt other guests.

 

[Yetive]

Mine let me use the drill sargent voice. They flee the store pretty quickly

I go with the "mom look"

 

[Captain Orca]

Quickly approach them, point directly at their snot filled nose and get loud and say YOU-----OUT it works most of the time

 

[BurgerBob]

Quickly approach them, point directly at their snot filled nose and get loud and say YOU-----OUT it works most of the time

I once was talking to a coworker i was training near seasonal and just kinda talking about work process then was like yea they are just being kids and not doing any thing ...*boom ceiling tile hit by ball* hold that thought stay here.

I walked towards the aisle they were in and gave them the booming voice, they scattered in the 3 seconds they had before i passed the aisle. Another coworker saw them flee like cockroaches thru the toys cut thru and give me the thumbs up. They didn't come back for a month.

Lmao


Then there was a time one rode a bike into our SD.

That was hilarious, the police got involved on that one. And we grew more respect for the guy.

 

[Marvin Martian]

I also use the Mom look the Mom voice and the Mom finger. Some of my co-workers who are young ask me to take care of it since I am the "Mom" of the store.

 

[Captain Orca]

Rank has its' privileges.

 

[Captain Orca]

Captain Mustard and Salad Dressing. My choice. That and an occasional bale.

 

[Rarejem]

I also use the Mom look the Mom voice and the Mom finger. Some of my co-workers who are young ask me to take care of it since I am the "Mom" of the store.

Just make sure that your Mom finger isn't the middle one 🤣

 

[StargazerOmega]

TTOG: What exactly is your deal with plus-sized people? I'm sure you probably think your "comment" was innocent and thankfully my TL didn't hear you say "Wow, he's a large man. Oh my god! Just looking at him is scary. Oof."

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Next time keep your damn mouth shut. That was completely uncalled for.

 

[redeye58]

TTOG: You were snapping at your kids about manners as you snatched the bag out of my hands without even acknowledging me. Ironic much?

 

[Far from newbie]

TTOG: You were snapping at your kids about manners as you snatched the bag out of my hands without even acknowledging me. Ironic much?

Do as I say, not as I do children.

 

[redeye58]

At least she left my fingers intact.

 

[FlowTeamChick]

TTOG:
No, all of us around you don't really want to hear your phone conversation as you stroll up and down the aisles. Having your foul-mouthed friend on speaker complaining about his girlfriend is neither interesting nor helpful. Ditto hearing your equally foul-mouthed responses. The first time I was subjected to this truly special treat, I thought it was a one-off. But no! You were back again today for a repeat performance. Lovely!

 

[Tessa120]

Had that once. Guest walked the entire lengh of RTW multiple times, phone on speaker. She would occasionally take an item off the rack, hold it up for a few seconds as if considering, then put it back and keep walking. She was probably there 30-45 minutes doing that. The whole time she was talking to a friend trash talking a third person. She clearly wanted to be heard by as many people as possible. I bet your person wanted to be heard as well.

 

[happygoth]

TTOG:
No, all of us around you don't really want to hear your phone conversation as you stroll up and down the aisles. Having your foul-mouthed friend on speaker complaining about his girlfriend is neither interesting nor helpful. Ditto hearing your equally foul-mouthed responses. The first time I was subjected to this truly special treat, I thought it was a one-off. But no! You were back again today for a repeat performance. Lovely!

Just complained about this in the shout box. I will never get used to loud public conversations. Why would anyone think it is ok to do this? It's so unbelievably common. Even if they are juicy, I'd still rather not hear them.

 

[NotCynicalYet]

Just complained about this in the shout box. I will never get used to loud public conversations. Why would anyone think it is ok to do this? It's so unbelievably common. Even if they are juicy, I'd still rather not hear them.

I can't even get used to quiet ones over bluetooth. Like, can you not look directly at me while talking to the person in your ear, maybe? It's confusing. And extremely rude when checking out or at the service desk. People like that used to be considered mentally ill.

 

[redeye58]

I've taken someone's order at SB, ask them a question & hear something not even relevant before noticing the blue tooth amongst their hair.

 

[FlowTeamChick]

Had that once. Guest walked the entire lengh of RTW multiple times, phone on speaker. She would occasionally take an item off the rack, hold it up for a few seconds as if considering, then put it back and keep walking. She was probably there 30-45 minutes doing that. The whole time she was talking to a friend trash talking a third person. She clearly wanted to be heard by as many people as possible. I bet your person wanted to be heard as well.

You may very well be right. And that makes me think the person must have a very sad life indeed if this is what they *need* to do.