To that one guest

Status
Not open for further replies.
To those guests: swiping your card before I have rung any items at all will do...nothing. You can't charge $0. smdh People are in such a hurry these days - to either get out of the store or give them money - or are on autopilot that they don't realize they're doing this.
 
To the one guest who brings dirty re-usable bags eww wash them or eww throw them away not judging but seriously they are filthy. They literally have dirt all over the place on their bags and they smell. To the one guest who grabs my bags over the counter please stop!! I will hand you your bags or I will lay they them on the counter!! Please stop reaching over the counter to grab them!! It is rude!
 
TTOG how you gonna get mad at me when I tell you the bathrooms are at the front of the store. You're in a fully charged power scooter it's not like you have to walk.
Didn't you know that it's your responsibility to move them things to the back or to whatever aisle the guest is in;)? When I was still at Target (can't believe it's been over a year :D) I'd get guests mad at me all the time because there weren't any guest bathrooms in the back.
 
To those guests: swiping your card before I have rung any items at all will do...nothing. You can't charge $0. smdh People are in such a hurry these days - to either get out of the store or give them money - or are on autopilot that they don't realize they're doing this.
When a guest does that and then asks you if their card went through, you should make a point to lean over and look at the card reader and then say "nope, it is still asking you to slide your card."
 
TTOG who handed me money OUT OF HER PANTIES: It's too bad I didn't get your name so I can bill you for any medical services I need.

Holy hell. I didn't even know that was a thing. That's both bizarre and gross. (Where does she keep her car keys?!)
 
TTO"G": You are, BY FAR the worst excuse for both a guest and a parent/guardian that I have ever seen personally. In what fucked ip world is it even remotely OK for you to tell your kid (4-6 y/o) to simply pull his pants down and take a crap and piss in the middle of E block?
And don't bother trying to intimidate me when I tell you (with the LOD/ETL-AP behind me) to get out of the store. Just because you outweigh me by probably 200 pounds and have gang symbols and swastikas tattooed all over your face doesn't make you intimidating, honestly it make you seem desperate. Oh, and I'll sleep just fine tonight, thanks. I've got a real loud barker that sleeps in my room, named Smith&Wesson.
 
TTO"G": You are, BY FAR the worst excuse for both a guest and a parent/guardian that I have ever seen personally. In what fucked ip world is it even remotely OK for you to tell your kid (4-6 y/o) to simply pull his pants down and take a crap and piss in the middle of E block?
And don't bother trying to intimidate me when I tell you (with the LOD/ETL-AP behind me) to get out of the store. Just because you outweigh me by probably 200 pounds and have gang symbols and swastikas tattooed all over your face doesn't make you intimidating, honestly it make you seem desperate. Oh, and I'll sleep just fine tonight, thanks. I've got a real loud barker that sleeps in my room, named Smith&Wesson.

Damn! What kind of effed up store do you work at??
 
TTOG:
Thank you for being patient while I helped the lady in front of you (who was having an understandable difficulty with the card reader) and then commending me for my calm patience with her. That was a mood booster that helped keep me from descending into madness later that day!
And to that other guest... Thank you as well for your patience with me while I became somewhat flustered when your cards were declined... and for actually coming back to complete your purchase after you called your bank.

That was a good day... Even the couponing lady was cheerful and patient while we figured out why a promotion wasn't the way she thought it would be!
 
One time my history professor came through my line. She bought like 10 bottles of wine and panty hose. She's basically my favorite.
She and my biology professor should totally go out. I think they'd have a good time.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top