To that one guest

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dannyy315 said:
To that one parent who saw their kid leave an item on a random shelf and told them to put it back where they got it: THANK YOU
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The real question is: did they actually make sure they put it back or just tell them?

TTOG: you repeatedly told your devil spawn child "if you don't stop, you're not getting a smoothie," then "okay, no smoothie" when he didn't stop. He CONTINUED to act like a little shit, so why the HELL did you then get him a smoothie (okay, strawberry frap, close enough)?!?!?! He even knocked over a chair in Starbucks because he was running around! You don't reward that type of behavior....
 
LOL I like that one. One time I had a guest slam the soft drinks down on the belt because I told him he had to get them out out he was really mad. Or I get the ones who flat out refuse and say come over and scan it yourself........ Really nice. It's really nice when you have been literally standing all day and have to bend down and have scan them. Really nice..... Guests gotta love those precious peopleo_O
 
TTOG who let their child SCREAM right behind me...

... I'll send you the bill from my ear doctor later.


People think I'm joking when I say my job is making me deaf. Ha.
 
TeamRed said:
LOL I like that one. One time I had a guest slam the soft drinks down on the belt because I told him he had to get them out out he was really mad. Or I get the ones who flat out refuse and say come over and scan it yourself........ Really nice. It's really nice when you have been literally standing all day and have to bend down and have scan them. Really nice..... Guests gotta love those precious peopleo_O
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Someone did that at my store last week with a 2-liter and the top popped off and it sprayed all over them as it fell on its side. I was on the next check lane (On the opposite side from the "line of fire") & I was DYING!!! Karma is a bitch! Fortunately, there was nobody on the next lane over, but it got all over the divider between the lanes & a little on the register.
 
Oh what a night, early August way back in twenty fifteen...

TTOG: I wholly support breastfeeding. I really do. Did you have to stare holes into me while you did it though? Also, no, the Photo Kiosk will not remember anything that wasn't submitted for printing. Seriously.

TTOG: There is no goddamn way you managed to get a computer programming job at an elite company. I refuse to believe anyone who needed me to hold their hand through a bluetooth transfer and subsequent hour long kiosk session has a better job and pay than I do. Oh, and good job getting the wrong size frame, twice.

TTOG (and all the others maybe reading this): Mobile phone photography is terrible. My machine is capable of printing colors we, as humans, cannot perceive. Your Instagram pic will not survive becoming an 8 x 10.
 
TTOG,

Okay. You could have done your no-receipt return on your item just fine, get your gift card, and go buy something for yourself with it, but noooooooo. You had to be difficult. Yeah, the return went just like normal, but your item went to missed salvage. That's why I couldn't sell it back to you saying you changed your mind. Now, you flipped out on my (favorite) GSA about it, cussed at her because was going her job, and then flipped out at me when you tried to buy an Amex Target Card with your gift card and you couldn't do it.

I was not sorry to see you guys walk out of the store without anything you wanted.
 
Nobody has ever talked shit to me. I could tell they wanted to, but they kept their mouth shut.

But I can see other TM who could have this problem.

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Kartman said:
Nobody has ever talked shit to me. I could tell they wanted to, but they kept their mouth shut.

But I can see other TM who could have this problem.

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Did you get bit by a mosquito on your bicep area?

I mean, damn, Popeye.
 
TTOG : Thank you for loudly cursing me out because my checklane was closed, even though 3 others were open with no line and mine had been closed for 15 minutes already. Thank you for tossing a stick of gum at my face and telling me "that's enough of a break" when I explained that I had to go on my lunch. And a final thank you for calling me a stupid c-nt and spitting on the ground as security tried to escort you out.

I wasn't even supposed to work tonight. sigh.
 
To that one guest: Your enthusiasm at my finding stuff for you made my day. Especially where you shook my hand and I later overheard you telling the cashier how Circle9 helped you.

To other guests today: Its halfway through August. Why are you looking for beach towels now?
 
TTOG and your boyfriend: Stop making out in front of me in front of the girls clearance rack. I don't want to see you groping butts. And stop poking through my cart. Go away.
 
That's the best thing about no longer working at spot: If I see a guest doing/saying something stupid, I call 'em on it.
Sometimes I'll do it simply because I know my former TMs can't ;)
 
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