* I just ring and bag you up. Please don't stand there afterwards staring at me like an idiot for minutes before finally asking me why I haven't put your bags into the cart. Look around you, all other guests are putting their own bags away. This isn't a supermarket, go away. X(
* STOP REACHING OVER AND TEARING BAGS OFF.
Cripes people, that crap is just annoying AND rude.
Especially when it's a bag for your friggin' huge item with a handle.
Puh-leeze.
And then you wonder why plastic bags are being banned some places and why unless you use reusables you're being charged 10c per paper one. -eyeroll-
It's EXTREMELY irritating when random guests who you didn't even ring up come over and do it. -hiss-
* Some people just make me wish we could have a sign that says, "Please understand that while you dig for exact change or for your gift cards that you just KNOW you have (or for credit cards for that matter) or to help your son/daughter count out their money because they just HAVE to pay for it themselves, the cashier is being timed on checkout speed. 🙂"
* Mentioned it once and before - I just ring things up. I have nothing to do with pricing. I am under assumption that all sales are correctly registering.
So please don't get upset at ME when something's ringing up wrong and, if it's more than a few dollars, I have to double-check with supervisors and whatnot. (Though if you're a pissy guest in general, forgive me if I check on every single item you say is on sale 🙂)
And especially don't wait until after you've been rung up and handed your receipt to complain about a 'wrong price'.
* I lost track and accidentally rang up an item twice.
Usually I catch it right away, but that time I didn't.
But when I heard your daughter all pissily telling you about how I rang it up again after I already had once, I fixed it right away.
Human error.
So please cut the bullcrap where you patronise me and give me a hard time for a fricking mistake.
I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose to try and make more money for target or the other BS you were spewing.
So please get off your high horse and stop giving me a hard time.
Oh, wait, I forgot. You've neverrrr made a mistake before in your life.
* TO THE GUY WHO RAN OFF WITH 800$ WORTH OF STUFF OUT THE EMERGENCY EXIT:
You, sir, are an idiot.
You've hit many stores before us pulling that same crap?
I hope the tenth store you go for ends up being the one that lands you in jail. 😀