What in your opinion is the worst thing Target has ever sold?

[can't touch this]

if this goddamn thing goes off one more time, it's going extinct!

 

[SigningLady]

if this goddamn thing goes off one more time, it's going extinct!

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I haven't heard this one yet, but I am sure I will once I start spending more time in Toys prepping for Q4/Black Friday. I hate the FurReal toys; they all need to die.

 

[Tessa120]

Aw, that's cute. Maybe I should get one.

 

[OK Then]

I always know when we get new stock of that Moana rooster because you can hear it all throughout the store.

That Victoria Beckham collection was pure crap. I’m not going to cover my xl ass in an orange dress so I can go walking around looking like a...well...orange. Most of it went to salvage.

 

[tellmeaboutatime]

The worst thing they have ever sold?
Easy
The line of bullshit that Modernization is wonderful

 

[Selfishpresley]

Funk pops

 

[Dead and Khaki]

There's something in toys that sounds like a pig being shagged.

 

[CoolLife24]

Hearth hand lanterns and cups the glass clear ones and the wine or what ever omg they have some shitty items lol

 

[dannyy315]

7.5ft Upside Down Artificial Christmas Tree Full with Clear Lights - https://www.target.com/p/7-5ft-upside-down-artificial-christmas-tree-full-with-clear-lights/-/A-51420729

 

[Llamanatee]

7.5ft Upside Down Artificial Christmas Tree Full with Clear Lights - https://www.target.com/p/7-5ft-upside-down-artificial-christmas-tree-full-with-clear-lights/-/A-51420729

I remember when we had those in stores along with black Christmas trees.

 

[WalksforMiles]

The idea that “ Target cares “.

 

[seasonaldude]

One of the robotic toys has motion sensors and emits some weird creepy sound everytime someone walks by it. Guests frequently comment on how creepy that thing is.

 

[dannyy315]

those stupid "smart" water bottles for $54.99, 082-04-1381/1383, we've sold exactly zero since they came in

and nobody wanted the world's ugliest lamp either

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I came across it today. It should’ve been salvaged a long time ago, but it’s following me. Help.

 

[pellinore]

An upside down Christmas tree.....who even thinks up something like this?

 

[V 42]

if this goddamn thing goes off one more time, it's going extinct!

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We don't have that one in my store, but we *do* have the damn parrot..."I'm back! Did you miss me?" No, I did not! I'd like to dropkick you into the field behind our store, actually...

 

[seasonaldude]

We don't have that one in my store, but we *do* have the damn parrot..."I'm back! Did you miss me?" No, I did not! I'd like to dropkick you into the field behind our store, actually...

They put that motherfucking parrot on a damn endcap too. I told my ETL that I can't be blamed if I snapped one day and threw it in the compactor so she removed the batteries for me. 😎

 

[Pattern Finder]

This. This was (and every now and then is) the bane of my existence. Almost every breathing child I could think of carried Hei Hei throughout the entire squeezing him non-stop. Last year was the worst when Q4 rolled in and this had to be the toy a child needs to distract themselves all the way until they gotta leave it behind as go-backs.

 

[V 42]

They put that motherfucking parrot on a damn endcap too. I told my ETL that I can't be blamed if I snapped one day and threw it in the compactor so she removed the batteries for me. 😎

YES! My TL wouldn't do that for me, sadly. Today I wasn't in that area much, and the few times I was, I got to stay on the far side of the racetrack, so I didn't set it off today. Actually, we had a lot of guests walking right by that endcap while I was standing by the electronics boat, and I don't remember hearing it. I wonder if someone bought that monstrosity? I was tempted to do it myself, and then I was gonna go ask the backroom TL if I could toss it in the dumpster.

 

[SoCalMama]

Hearth hand lanterns and cups the glass clear ones and the wine or what ever omg they have some shitty items lol

Saw at least 100 lanterns at the Goodwill today. Along with a water pitcher (tan with green stripes) - there were at least 50 of those.

 

[CoolLife24]

Hearth and hand products...just certain items they sell they are so pointless!

 

[MoreForLess]

The spray chalk that gets pushed in Bullseye’s Playground every year.

 

[Burlseveryday]

Target Ticket: the infamous Netflix rip-off

 

[Gain Detergent]

BOOKS! Not so much the children’s books but the adult books like no one buys them they’re always on clearance and constantly getting discontinued meaning I have to reset the end caps every time there is a fresh batch pulled for books it makes me so sick not even one of them moves off the shelf it’s quite embarrassing really

 

[KirbyKirbs]

Anything Hearth & Hand.... it's the most boring and depressing section. Plus, Chip and Joanna's crap is too good for tags on the shelf. 🙄

 

[JJtheJetPlane]

Bai drinks (disgusting)

Excuse you