Archived What stupid title did you get for Black Friday?

[Doglover89]

Sacrificial fitting room operator.

 

[thatguyattarget]

Same as everyday... The expert of housewares & domestics.

 

[TheTargetLady]

I'm a breaker. I give cashiers breaks. So that'll be fun...

 

[Macylu]

Line ambassador. I'm going to be outside controlling the line I guess.

 

[Budweisered4]

 Apple Sales Specialist. I was given the ownership of everything that's apple owned including the organization of the  Apple cage. The cage will be with wacos and dots and a clearly spelled out map of where everything is at for the person covering my breaks. Esp after the fiasco that happened last year with the one that did it.

 

[garbage]

Target Protection Specialist. At 1 am.

Same here

 

[squirrely]

Crowd Control. Will find out tomorrow where they plan on having me at.

 

[On6]

Exterior Crowd Manager. Oh fun.

 

[brizzy93]

I'm SFS... Good luck to you crowd control people!

 

[Best TM NA]

I am the Electronics Guest Service Reichsfuhrer!

 

[speedy]

I'm interior Crowd Control Captain.
Wow. Sounds important.

 

[OrangeFire]

Thursday, I'm just service desk until 1am, then photo the next day

 

[queencat]

Cashier...but I will probably be the Wicked Witch of the Service Desk.

 

[3LetterDevil]

Guest

 

[indigo25]

Indoor line control leader. Monitoring the lines, directing LSAs and such.

 

[redcardmachine]

cashier

 

[Stubio]

The Poor Bastard Who Opens Thanksgiving and Closes Black Friday.

 

[legend2828]

The Poor Bastard Who Opens Thanksgiving and Closes Black Friday.

I see you and I are the same person

 

[NervousTM]

"The person who threatens to quit three times during thanksgiving but doesn't because time and a half"

 

[CleanMyBackRoOm]

I get to play GSA yawn... as usual

 

[Streetdate]

Electronics Wizard, Order of Merlin, First Class. >.> <. <

 

[Targe]

Backroom Slug

(Or that bearded dude on overnights who takes like 7 carts to the backroom)

 

[LadyCynide]

Just the "bitch who gets to run the ticketed tv section at Guest Services and tells these morons to calm the hell down", and then the next night I'm the "bitch who runs Guest Services and tells the guests that we're not playing any return/rebuy or price-match games" until close.

There's a common theme in both those titles...HR literally told me that I'm there instead of on the sales floor because she knows I won't take any crap from the guests that constantly try to play the system.

 

[SFSFun]

Target should learn from Best Buy's model (at least my local store) and have the guest pay for their TV at one place, and then take the receipt and ticket and drive around to receiving to pick up their TV.

 

[Firefox]

Target should learn from Best Buy's model (at least my local store) and have the guest pay for their TV at one place, and then take the receipt and ticket and drive around to receiving to pick up their TV.

Knowing Target, they would fuck up the process and sell far too many TV tickets with too few actual TV's in the back, and you'd be left with a fistfull of super angry shoppers who paid for their TV to only find out that they've all be sold out.