BALLOONS!

Ballons in Target stores? Absurd. TM's will be huffing that shit and chattering like a band of intoxicated mice in the back room. Might be fun though! Helium does some funky shit to the vocal cords.
 
I love how serious Target is about safety with an inert noble gas (8 feet of cleared steel in a low traffic area and nothing above it). At Walmart we just chained that shit up in a high traffic area next to the hazardous waste area.
 
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I love how serious Target is about safety with an inert noble gas (8 feet of cleared steel in a low traffic area and nothing above it). At Walmart we just chained that shit up in a high traffic area next to the hazardous waste area.
Yet our backroom and fixture room are routinely referred to as a "death trap."

Steritech and OSHA violations abound.
 
I like balloons. I was able to snag a nice bunch of Valentines balloons for 90% of $2 instead of $20 and have my eye on St Patricks day. I will be happy if I can get a set for 70% off. I guess it will be back to dollar tree for me.
 
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