- Q4 2017 we had a derpy 18 yo flow kid working here as his 1st job. He whipped around a corner pulling a very poorly stacked pallet with a ton of heavy ass Tidy Cats on it, and a bunch of them went flying and came within literally 1 foot of taking out a guest and her kid. The STL and a couple of ETLs witnessed it from a distance and the roast he got was so intense that it set off the freezer alarm (well not really but you get the idea). Strangely enough I never saw him again after that day.
- also in Q4 2017 another seasonal knuckle dragger was taking 45 minute bathroom breaks and took 2 hours to push ONE large repack with me helping him. He would argue with anyone trying to give him direction, and whine like a little kid if he didn't like it (dude was like 36 years old). One afternoon an ETL told him to help me empty the trash cages (RIP) and he bellowed "UGH COME ON THAT SHIT SUCKS" out on the salesfloor. The look on her face was priceless.
- A flow kid (not seasonal) was pulling a wrapped dog food pallet with the Crown truck & rammed into a guest's cart, sending it flying until it came to a stop on the seat of my pants. The guest's purse fell out and spilled on the floor. The guest was around the corner and not injured but she freaked out because she thought he ran me over with the Crown and yelled "OH MY GAWD ARE YOU OKAY???????" & the ETLs came running over to see what tf was going on. Flow kid got roasted but somehow escaped a write up I guess because the guest was unusually chill about the whole thing & even covered for him and apologized for being in our way.
- Same flow kid left the Crown on the salesfloor and a little kid wearing a cowboy hat & boots climbed on it, straddled the pallet rail and hollered "YEEEE HAWWW!!!" This time flow kid got a write up branded on his ass with a red hot poker. He quit right before Christmas.
- A lady on plano team came to work feeling sick (she wanted to call out but needed that coin) and was complaining in the break room that she had an intense headache, chills and the bright lights were bothering her. My head whipped around when she described her symptoms because they were identical to my aunt's when she had meningitis. I told her so and that she needed to get her backside to the ER asap. She did aaaaaand...it was meningitis. WHEN YOU ALMOST DIE AT WORK.