Seriously, I just called out and got a ton of questions: are you going to make it at all, or the whole day? Can you get a doctor's note?
First of all, I don't call out unless I'm sick. Period. I'm an adult. I know when I'm sick. Don't be patronizing.
Second, I'm the hardest working Hardlines person you have, bar none. I wouldn't call out unless I'm actually sick.
Third, do you want me to come in and infect everyone? I mean, I can if you want me to, but I'd rather not.
Just be glad I gave you 90 minutes notice, for crying out loud!