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Or maybe it will be like a drive thru.
Tm: name please
Customer: mrs smith
Tm: please swipe your license through the swiper. Thank you. Let me confirm your order. A can of hair spray and a douche bag
Customer: I'm not sure. my husband ordered it.
Tm: I only see a douche bag on the order and yes your name is here.
Customer: can I add the hair spray to the order
Tm: no you will have to place a new order, drive around and get on the end of the line. Do you want me to process the douche bag or wait until you place the new order and process them together.
Customer. Oh forget it. It will take to long
Tm: please pull up to the "order waiting spot". A team member will be out to your car with your douche bag sooner or later. Thank you for shopping with target. Sorry to hear about your accident.
Customer: what accident?
Tm: the one that won't allow you to walk into the store to pick up your own hair spray and douche bag. A team member will be with you eventually. Please move forward. I see the line of lazy people behind you getting longer.
Tm: name please
Customer: mrs smith
Tm: please swipe your license through the swiper. Thank you. Let me confirm your order. A can of hair spray and a douche bag
Customer: I'm not sure. my husband ordered it.
Tm: I only see a douche bag on the order and yes your name is here.
Customer: can I add the hair spray to the order
Tm: no you will have to place a new order, drive around and get on the end of the line. Do you want me to process the douche bag or wait until you place the new order and process them together.
Customer. Oh forget it. It will take to long
Tm: please pull up to the "order waiting spot". A team member will be out to your car with your douche bag sooner or later. Thank you for shopping with target. Sorry to hear about your accident.
Customer: what accident?
Tm: the one that won't allow you to walk into the store to pick up your own hair spray and douche bag. A team member will be with you eventually. Please move forward. I see the line of lazy people behind you getting longer.