It literally does not. Especially when we're going to have to go dig these items out of our secondary holding room, drag them out to guest services where we'll, without a doubt, already have people waiting, take the time to unload the items from whatever vehicle or bin the team decided to chuck them into, carefully bag them, and then bring them out. On a register, sure, bagging something is quick. Not at guest service, and not in cases like this.
And yeah, my attitude about it will be appreciated. My ETL-GE has already said that she appreciates the fact that I'm putting my foot down against scammers and other issues like this. She encourages me to do whatever I need to to make the guests ACTUALLY IN THE STORE happy. Ooooooh, someone who ordered online and can't be bothered coming in is upset that it takes a bit more than 5 seconds to come out with it? Good, maybe next time they'll either come in or have it shipped to their own house.