Archived Fantasy Target

[HardlinesFour]

so who's in charge of the Business Performance Optimization Center of Excellence

slowly raises hand....

 

[redeye58]

HA!
/me high-fives HL4 as I pass by

 

[daninnj]

YOU'RE FIRED

 

[HardlinesFour]

Me or Her?

 

[daninnj]

ALL OF YOU! Layoff time bitches HAHAHA

 

[HardlinesFour]

But... You can't. Fire Me. I. I. I'll sue you.

 

[redeye58]

Meh.....I'm over it.
Meetcha in the chatbox bar; my treat.

 

[Kartman]

What is this thread about?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Dang it, I didn't even get my first pay check🙁

 

[HardlinesFour]

 

[HardlinesFour]

As the new CEO. I'm making changes.

Target & CVS - Not Happening. Instead, we're buying out Walgreens and making them all into Target Express stores.

All stores will be reviewed for the possibility of expansion, with plans to convert as many P-Fresh stores into Super-Target's as possible.

STL & HR offices will be consolidated.

More to come later 😉

 

[HardlinesFour]

ALL OF YOU! Layoff time bitches HAHAHA

Daninnj has been demoted to RedCard sales agent. His role will be to stand outside the Columbus, Ohio GreatLand store alongside Jodeen Kozlak, in a RedCard mascot uniform.

@redeye58 will continue as VP of Stores, and will be evaluating the stores for improvements as well as working alongside Chief Human Resources Officer @Retail Girl. @Hardlinesmaster will be operating the newly announced branch of the company "Target Operations Evaluation Center" deciding in store policies, and procedure guides for Leader On Duty operations.

 

[redeye58]

You forgot to mention Formina as the new tech exec.
He'll be re-vamping all our POS & store gadgets.

 

[HardlinesFour]

You forgot to mention Formina as the new tech exec.
He'll be re-vamping all our POS & store gadgets.

Yes. @Formina Sage will be our Chief Technology Officer. He will be in-charge of relocating all Technical Target India operations back into the United States, as well as revamping our POS, and implementing new digital signage for the stores.

We're very lucky to have him on board.

 

[Retail Girl]

Yay! I can't imagine a better coworker than @redeye58 !

*hides the degreaser...just in case...*

 

[redeye58]

Yay! I can't imagine a better coworker than @redeye58 !

*hides the degreaser...just in case...*

Woo-hoo!
/me does a happy dance
Bring my degreaser BACK!

 

[commiecorvus]

What is this thread about?

Start at the beginning and read it till now.
You should have a pretty good idea or more confused but you'll have fun either way.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Start at the beginning and read it till now.
You should have a pretty good idea or more confused but you'll have fun either way.

You might learn something more about spot best practice, too.

 

[Kartman]

Yes I could get reel smarter.

 

[Dying Sun]

Where do I fit in in all this 😉

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Where do I fit in in all this 😉

Etl-log, maybe?

 

[redeye58]

Where do I fit in in all this 😉

Executive director of Paranormal Occurances/Implementation.

 

[daninnj]

Does Fantasy Target sell this?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Does Fantasy Target sell this?

We are sold out at this time.

 

[redeye58]

Dan bought every last copy.