I used to be on the backroom team, but was cross-trained for SFS. We were one of the original SFS pilot locations, and one of the first to achieve ASFS status. We do massive daily shipping volume. When our backroom team dissolved as a result of "modernization," I was moved permanently to SFS. My problem is this: guest picks. In some stores in our area, Guest Service covers guest picks. Not at our store. We're big, and things get loud and crowded on the salesfloor, and I'm at the point where when the order alert chimes, I want to scream. It's like being a dog in a lame audio version of the old electrified-cage psychology experiment on learned helplessness. This thought keeps gnawing at me: We're moving from a service environment to a serviTUDE environment. I enjoy picking regular shipping batches, and I'm good at guest service on the floor, but for some reason I resent having to stop on a dime to pick and put to hold a single fucking box of crackers that another team member then has to deliver directly to a guest's car. Not service: SERVITUDE. For the same amount of money I was making before this ring-the-bell-horn-honk-you-better-snap-to-it BS started. Which also must impact the company's value-added bottom line: has anyone run the numbers on how much it costs Target in terms of man-hours for at least two additional employees to handle a $2.69 box of Triscuits...? (Or how much money the company has lost on no-longer-browsing-and-impulse-buying guests...?) Anyway: those chimes. I hate them.