Archived "Girl" Talk

[Signkitty]

Ah Satan's Waterfall, how I wish I could be rid of thee.

Anyhow if your experinceing a very heavy flow maybe go to the doctor, yes I know it sucks, and try to get somthing worked out. Birth control has made it much more bearable, and it only happens once every three months or so.

 

[LadyCynide]

Ah Satan's Waterfall, how I wish I could be rid of thee.

Anyhow if your experinceing a very heavy flow maybe go to the doctor, yes I know it sucks, and try to get somthing worked out. Birth control has made it much more bearable, and it only happens once every three months or so.

I went on birth control last year, and it gave me a blood clot in my brain so large that I essentially had a mini-stroke and almost died, so I'll be staying far away from birth control for a very long time.

 

[Kompa]

lol period pains? Try itchy balls

 

[GSAhole]

lol period pains? Try itchy balls

*kicks you in your itchy balls for that statement*

 

[Signkitty]

I went on birth control last year, and it gave me a blood clot in my brain so large that I essentially had a mini-stroke and almost died, so I'll be staying far away from birth control for a very long time.

Sorry to hear that. I used to have month long hellish periods, it's not for everybody but it did help me a lot.

 

[Signkitty]

lol period pains? Try itchy balls

You can scratch your balls for free. Lady products cost money.

Your ball sweat does not stain your clothing. Most ladies have period panties that they gave up on not being stained long ago.

Itchy balls do not come with crazy mood swings and cravings.

Itchy balls do not bleed the life out of you.

Cramps are only a small part of the hell that is Satan's waterfall.

 

[see spot save]

^Can't exactly just walk around scratching away though

There is no comparison. I'm very thankful I don't have to deal with that.

 

[Retail Girl]

Girl parts itch as well...is there seriously some sort of difference?

 

[Kompa]

You can scratch your balls for free. Lady products cost money.

Your ball sweat does not stain your clothing. Most ladies have period panties that they gave up on not being stained long ago.

Itchy balls do not come with crazy mood swings and cravings.

Itchy balls do not bleed the life out of you.

Cramps are only a small part of the hell that is Satan's waterfall.

I don't know about u but when my balls itch I want to kill someone. And sweat does stain ur boxers.

 

[DoWork]

Cutting yourself while doing maintenance on your balls can stain your underoos. #hairyproblems

 

[see spot save]

Girl parts itch as well...is there seriously some sort of difference?

I don't know, considering I don't have them. I would assume there's a difference, but not that it is worse.

 

[Westcoast7]

wow girls are gross

 

[Redzee]

Obgyns need a kick and western medicine in general. Back in the day I was told cramps were imaginary and heavy bleeding learn-to-live-with-it. Got surgery and my life back.

 

[FlowChick]

I guess you could always just have your uterus taken out if you don't want kids. Will solve the problem without hormones.

 

[LadyCynide]

I guess you could always just have your uterus taken out if you don't want kids. Will solve the problem without hormones.

I honestly contemplate adoption every single month. Like, there are tons of kids who need families. Do I REALLY need my uterus that badly?

 

[Kartman]

Lordy.

 

[Kompa]

I honestly contemplate adoption every single month. Like, there are tons of kids who need families. Do I REALLY need my uterus that badly?

Can I have it?

I'll wear it to work,

 

[Kartman]

 

[Retail Girl]

What does that even mean?

 

[Kartman]

Lesbians?

 

[redeye58]

I guess you could always just have your uterus taken out if you don't want kids. Will solve the problem without hormones.

Been there, done that, scars to prove it.
Didn't do hormones because menopause was already kicking into overdrive.
Now, if I could only get rid of these damn power surges.....

 

[Retail Girl]

Lesbians?

Right...what does that have to do with anything? Lesbian or straight, we all get to deal with this.

 

[Kartman]

No harm meant.

 

[RXninja]

Certain gynecologists can do an endometrial ablation which can reduce or eliminate your flow. The bad thing is that it can be near impossible to conceive after such a procedure, but if you are in so much pain/discomfort it may be a viable option for you. It is usually an outpatient procedure.

If I didn't want kids in the future, I would have done it years ago.

 

[sigma7]

The Leslie Knope Code: Hos before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.

As a man, I have nothing else to contribute to this thread.