Archived How do you have fun at work?

[Bosch]

Punching decaf on the espresso machine for a bitchy guest.
Never gets old.

Not all hero's wear capes..

 

[Tessa120]

If there's a gutter comment that can be made about the men's or women's underwear, I'm making them to trusted coworkers. I'll make the milder ones to guests that can clearly appreciate it.

On the PG side of things, if there's a group of people having fun about potentially trying on something (like a guy putting on a dress) I'll join in. Cracking jokes with guests does make the day faster and more enjoyable.

 

[Megaparsec]

Target is actually my fun job...

 

[Kartman]

Same here.

 

[Times Up]

By working with TMs that actually know and DO what they're paid to do. Slackers piss me off!

 

[Kartman]

I like to piss on them.

 

[Flow Warrior]

Sell coffee in electronics. Wait until the store is quiet (ie early morning, late night) and set off all the Hei-hei at once. For awhile it was activating the frozen radio on the endcap as I went by. Discussing sports in receiving with vendors who hate the Rockets.

 

[Noiinteam]

I set off Hei-Hei every time I walk by. Usually twice in the morning. Everyone knows it's me. It cracks me up!

 

[Leo47]

- "that's a negative, Ghostrider" when answering a question from a TM in the negative

Dude I say this all the time too and nobody ever understands they’re just like “wut” smh I’m the only one that thinks I’m funny

 

[Marcellow]

Put my earbuds in one ear and just backstock to the beat.

 

[Kartman]

Sounds like a song...

Slow night in retail, working all alone.
Got a dozen aisles to go to finish all my zone!
Push this tub of bad pulls to the backroom, in this heat
Slip an earbud in and jam! Backstocking to the beat!

 

[sprinklesontop]

Toys that "talk" "giggle" "sing" all get a little air-time on the walkie. Just enough to hear other TMs say, "what was that?" ....

Maybe I'll find a "vroom" sound for @NPC !

 

[Planosss]

Punching decaf on the espresso machine for a bitchy guest.
Never gets old.

I kill bitchy guests
With kindness.

 

[Guessed Service]

Puns.

I've developed an arsenal of puns and other jokes to keep me sane as the day goes by.

 

[redeye58]

I kill bitchy guests
With kindness.

You had me at 'kill'...