Archived It's cold out, and this is hilarious...

[buliSBI]

News Station/Paper Headlines: Midwest Target Cart Attendant Found Frozen in Parking Lot

LOD: Cart Attendant... Cart Attendant...Where the hell are you. YOU BETTER BE DEAD!!! I need carts for the inside.

TMs: Who in the HELL would be wanting to drive or walk out in this -30 weather (-50 windchills) HELL. Ohh yeah...the Cart Attendant <whistle whistle>

Come to find out a FEDEX employee did freeze to death during the Midwest storm.

 

[Bosch]

Flying cars aren’t possible and it’s a pipe dream.

Possible but do you really want flying cars? I mean look at your major freeway and all the idiocy you see there and now add flying! You would have random car crashes now falling out of the sky. Yeah pass, keep people on the ground where at least on roads the chaos in contained for the most part.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Come to find out a FEDEX employee did freeze to death during the Midwest storm.

FedEx worker found dead outside Illinois delivery hub

EAST MOLINE, Illinois — Police say weather played a part in the death of a FedEx worker whose body was found outside of an Illinois delivery hub Thursday amid sub-zero temperatures. The worker, a …

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