sooo my paycheck is no where to be found. i can't find it anywhere, i've retraced my steps a zillion times. is there a way i can call to have it cancelled and re-sent?
In the meantime, contact your ETL-HR.
Most likely they will have to verify that the check hasn't been cashed yet before they can deauthorize it & issue you a new one. It may take days.
Then as HLM suggests, get thee to a workstation & sign up for direct deposit.