The annoying thing about talking on the phone is the sheer number of clueless people you deal with. Someone's going to call about an item, but they can't remember the brand, or the name, or the price and they sure as hell don't have it pulled up on Target.com while they're talking to you. All they know is that it's some sort of physical object made of baryonic matter, and expect you to either instantly figure it out or else play 20 questions and try to guess. Meanwhile you'll be surrounded by 200 IRL guests who are waiting on you to help them, but the phone guest drones on and on until everyone grows old and dies, without ever finding the mystery item.
Soooooo what I'm saying is I'll do it for $30 an hour.