Target Memes

[mrknownothing]

My region is seeing a trend of overall cowbell reduction

What a shame.

 

[DMNDZ bruhh]

 

[AssetsProtection]

hah!

 

[DMNDZ bruhh]

 

[FormerSLTL]

I didn't make these! You can find more here. Sorry for the large images.

 

[MrGSTLman]

Found another one -- same series. I about fell on the floor with this one -- View attachment bathroomeme.jpg

 

[spookum]

expect more pay less

Your meme is bad, and you should feel bad!

 

[HardlinesFour]

Your meme is bad, and you should feel bad!

Is this better?

 

[CartStryke]

This one is so true:

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/9075789.jpg

I was shopping with one of the guys I work with at a grocery store after we closed. I'm looking to see if they have anything on sale, and next thing I see is him zoning their toilet paper.

 

[mrknownothing]

I was shopping with one of the guys I work with at a grocery store after we closed. I'm looking to see if they have anything on sale, and next thing I see is him zoning their toilet paper.

I haven't done this in other stores, but I can't shop at my store on a day off without zoning something. Used to drive my gf crazy.

 

[commiecorvus]

It drives my wife nuts that no matter what Target we go into I'm checking out the signing and displays.
And when we go into my store and I go to fix something without even realizing I'm doing it, she has actually smacked my hand.
Doesn't want me to get fired for working off the clock.

 

[Jettajunky]

Is this better?

Wow, that must be really old, I've seen stores with the blue and green side but never EMPL plastered on the front of the building like that. Looks odd :-/

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Wow, that must be really old, I've seen stores with the blue and green side but never EMPL plastered on the front of the building like that. Looks odd :-/

That was on a super target built in 2001

 

[Jettajunky]

Thanks HM!

 

[GrumpyAP]

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[Hardlinesmaster]

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So true!

 

[PrincessDagger]

It drives my wife nuts that no matter what Target we go into I'm checking out the signing and displays.
And when we go into my store and I go to fix something without even realizing I'm doing it, she has actually smacked my hand.
Doesn't want me to get fired for working off the clock.

My husband gets so annoyed with me doing the same thing! I'm constantly judging other Targets thinking things like "who zones this store?" and "well they're not Fast Fun and Friendly at all!" Hilarious to me, annoying to anyone who shops with me :laugh4:

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Is this better?

Reminds me of a target greatland in southern california (The exact town escapes me because I have not been there since 98... Am pretty sure it is at least in San Diego county)

 

[HardlinesFour]

Reminds me of a target greatland in southern california (The exact town escapes me because I have not been there since 98... Am pretty sure it is at least in San Diego county)

That store above^, was a great land built in 97 and converted later to a super-target.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

That store above^, was a great land built in 97 and converted later to a super-target.

So maybe I was not too far off? I even remember the neon signing saying Greatland..

 

[HardlinesFour]

So maybe I was not too far off? I even remember the neon signing saying Greatland..

You probably aren't.

I don't know all the details, but I think Target has completely eliminated the great land name. At the stores I've been too, the great land sign has been eliminated and replaced with the simple target sign...

Here's a greatland with that sign, the photo is from 2009 though
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2576/3734907919_f6e06cd59f_o.jpg

 

[mrknownothing]

Reminds me of a target greatland in southern california (The exact town escapes me because I have not been there since 98... Am pretty sure it is at least in San Diego county)

If you haven't been there since 1998, it might not be a Greatland anymore. Most (if not all) of the Greatlands have been phased out (i.e. changed to P-Fresh or expanded into SuperTarget).

 

[Retail Girl]

Trust me...there are still Targets with the Greatland in their signing.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

If you haven't been there since 1998, it might not be a Greatland anymore. Most (if not all) of the Greatlands have been phased out (i.e. changed to P-Fresh or expanded into SuperTarget).

Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[pzychopopgroove]

Trust me...there are still Targets with the Greatland in their signing.

I guess it's obvious that corporate pays no attention to those stores lol.