Target Memes

[Hardlinesmaster]

Trust me...there are still Targets with the Greatland in their signing.

All the greatland's in my district are pfresh now, with a new bigger target logo where the green greatland's was.

 

[RednTacky]

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Normally, I'm so tired of this meme, but this is so true regarding a few of our call boxes. I swear not all of them give you even close to 60 seconds to respond.

 

[AssetsProtection]

Cart attendants would be so happy

 

[Retail Girl]

All the greatland's in my district are pfresh now, with a new bigger target logo where the green greatland's was.

I'm too afraid to respond to this, for fear it would really narrow down my store.

 

[Retail Girl]

Is this better?

I had to double check before replying to this, but there is a store in my district with this.

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

Can someone make one about getting yelled at when a customer's credit/debit card is declined? As if we have the SECRET KNOWLEDGE or there's a conspiracy against YOU! Maybe if you had the funds or weren't using an out of state, stolen credit card, it would work.

Likewise: don't get mad at me when an item's price is wrong... lady I just ring you out, I have ZERO control over merchandise prices.

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

I had to double check before replying to this, but there is a store in my district with this.

we sell shoes, it's kind of the same, right? LOL

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

I didn't make these! You can find more here. Sorry for the large images.

OH the pin pad... then they NEVER know how to swipe the card or stand there for ten minutes answering the question... which reminds me: MAKE A MEME, PLEASE OF... DO YOU WANT TO PAY FOR IT ALL WITH THE CARD? YES OR NO... that one ALWAYS poses problems to the guests.

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

OMG YES... That's NOT just a cart hanging out for your convenience... ***** DON'T TOUCH MY CART!

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

That's going on the old FB...in fact: it's now my profile pic. LOL they beat us if we don't get red cards...

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

What? they offer "competitive wages"; competitive to whom?!

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

Lol, I think some don't know how these memes actually work.

Myself and one of my coworkers actually made up our own Target meme.


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We had a request one time, no on responded, and E, the LOD was like, "That's NOT a suggestion... who is coming up?"

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

What is flexing? I hear this all the time, but no one explains it to me... even in the store?

Thanks.

 

[commiecorvus]

What is flexing? I hear this all the time, but no one explains it to me... even in the store?

Thanks.

Usually done in seasonal when you start running out of one product and have tons of something else.
You move the stuff you've got into the other areas, flipping tags and doing your best to keep things neat.
Not recommended without approval from the top.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

What is flexing? I hear this all the time, but no one explains it to me... even in the store?

Thanks.

It's called ptm or mpg, if its in an aisle set for transition coming soon. A lot of clearance & red pog label are the signs for it.

 

[Potsdamgraduate]

Why help, when you can simply complain? That's Spot's motto, no?

 

[invictustaylor]

Most viewed thread on thebreakroom.org. Way to go Invictustaylor, you really, really went the extra mile with this one. If you can get 20,000 views....... That will be amazing!

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Most viewed thread on thebreakroom.org. Way to go Invictustaylor, you really, really went the extra mile with this one. If you can get 20,000 views....... That will be amazing!

Amazing! I thought I was ahead of you...

 

[invictustaylor]

amazing Hardlinesmaster, great moment we just had there, GREAT interaction on this message board. People who post here will be talking about this at the dinner table tonight.


p.s. what you mean you ahead of me? you got a thread doin' better?

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

amazing Hardlinesmaster, great moment we just had there, GREAT interaction on this message board. People who post here will be talking about this at the dinner table tonight.

p.s. what you mean you ahead of me? you got a thread doin' better?

Views, bro!

 

[Hero4sale85]

http://www.thebreakroom.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=248&d=1348962832

I really hate this guy.

 

[AssetsProtection]

amazing Hardlinesmaster, great moment we just had there, GREAT interaction on this message board. People who post here will be talking about this at the dinner table tonight.


p.s. what you mean you ahead of me? you got a thread doin' better?

HLM has a 62k view count thread.

 

[mrknownothing]

http://www.thebreakroom.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=248&d=1348962832

I really hate this guy.

No attachments either. The bastard.

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

HLM has a 62k view count thread.

Amazing! I think?

 

[invictustaylor]

Hardlinemaster's thread may have more clicks but I still think my thread has been more thoroughly viewed or whatever.