Target Memes

[SalesFloorSylph]

 

[Kartman]

I'm glad this wasn't my store!

 

[redeye58]

That poor kid.

 

[Kartman]

I would have shoved earplugs in...

 

[Hardlinesmaster]

Where was ap, I wonder?

 

[mrknownothing]

Where was ap, I wonder?

Not scheduled.

 

[redeye58]

I would have shoved earplugs in...

...her fat MOUTH.

 

[HardlinesGuy]

Not scheduled.

Or, watching from the office. At most stores AP isn't allowed to step foot off the sidewalk unless there's a serious emergency that requires immediate intervention.

 

[Kartman]

That is so odd...

 

[HardlinesGuy]

That is so odd...

It's a liability thing. Since in most states AP isn't certified security officers, they're just regular target employees in the eyes of the law. Additionally, Target doesn't own the parking lots of many of their stores. Therefore, we'd be, for lack of better wording, "working outside of our jurisdiction."

 

[Redzee]

Man she really needs to stay out of Starbucks.

 

[anathema]

You can't go into the lot in pursuit of theft subjects (even if you own the lot, both stores I've worked at own them), but I haven't had an issue if it's a situation that requires security presence. I've done it a few times, either responding to a situation and trespassing someone or calling 911. Just know you're there to defuse the situation, if it were getting that hostile, I probably wouldn't have gone out without talking to PD first anyway.

 

[qmosqueen]

wow this is just FAB-u-LOUS !!!

 

[HardlinesGuy]

wow this is just FAB-u-LOUS !!!

I feel like our TM's would be a lot happier if this was in every break room.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[mrknownothing]

One of my co-workers posted this on Facebook earlier.

 

[SalesFloorSylph]

Printing POGs and POG labels when I'm on a time crunch

 

[mrknownothing]

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Printing POGs and POG labels when I'm on a time crunch

YES. Our printer always takes forever to print labels for some reason.

 

[SalesFloorSylph]

YES. Our printer always takes forever to print labels for some reason.

And then when it finally prints it turns out some dumb ass mixed the regular label paper in with the sticky label paper AND the white paper so you have to do it alllll over again

 

[mrknownothing]

And then when it finally prints it turns out some dumb ass mixed the regular label paper in with the sticky label paper AND the white paper so you have to do it alllll over again

After a certain point, I just started pulling everything out of both trays and loading the sheets I needed.

 

[Brine]

 

[oath2order]

Me: Today will be a productive day to get stuff done!

ETLs/STL:

 

[smyles121]

I made this and uploaded it to Reddit.

 

[qmosqueen]