Target Memes

[GSA2ExpressPls]

Yall mothafukkas need Jesus.

 

[Militantagnostic]

Yall mothafukkas need Jesus.

I know Jesus, he's a Mexican guy that hangs out around seedy restrooms, and if you'll let him do his "work" he'll have you praising his name!

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[NPC]

Target be like...

 

[Kartman]

I don't think I get it.

 

[NPC]

I don't think I get it.

corporations supporting LGBT for the sake of profit.

 

[Kartman]

I got it right before you posted that.

 

[Yetive]

 

[NKG]

 

[qmosqueen]

Now if I can get one in red.
Any help kartman.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[NPC]

(click to play)

Needs music!

 

[Kartman]

Any help kartman.

That's theft... and I'm pure as the driven snow.

 

[BoxCutter]

That's theft... and I'm pure as the driven snow.

But, I heard you drifted.

 

[Kartman]

Nah - I never was a hot rodder.

 

[HardlinesGuy]

Whenever I see youtubers in Target, I always wonder what AP thinks.

I’ve dealt with a YouTuber before. Honestly it’s just annoying. They try to antagonize us into kicking them out by making a mess and bothering people. Thankfully the one I dealt with was afraid of the legal mumbojumbo I threw at him and he deleted his video and took off. Usually I’ll just politely ask people to calm down and not make a mess as it’s a safety concern, but this guy was at like his fourth warning.

“Ooooh look at this guard tryna kick us out guys! Boooo no fuuuun!”
“Oh are you recording me without my consent? Did you know that’s a violation of the state wiretapping law? And now since you’re on private property you’re trespassing! You don’t HAVE to leave, and I can’t MAKE you leave, but I can just make a quick phone call...”
“Uhhhh alright man I’m sorry.”

 

[NKG]

I’ve dealt with a YouTuber before. Honestly it’s just annoying. They try to antagonize us into kicking them out by making a mess and bothering people. Thankfully the one I dealt with was afraid of the legal mumbojumbo I threw at him and he deleted his video and took off. Usually I’ll just politely ask people to calm down and not make a mess as it’s a safety concern, but this guy was at like his fourth warning.

“Ooooh look at this guard tryna kick us out guys! Boooo no fuuuun!”
“Oh are you recording me without my consent? Did you know that’s a violation of the state wiretapping law? And now since you’re on private property you’re trespassing! You don’t HAVE to leave, and I can’t MAKE you leave, but I can just make a quick phone call...”
“Uhhhh alright man I’m sorry.”

Sounds like Jake and his body cam with that law degree

 

[HardlinesGuy]

Sounds like Jake and his body cam with that law degree

Oof. The burn is real.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

[NPC]

Every toilet at work. How this even happen?

 

[qmosqueen]

 

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