Target Memes

[NKG]

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Usually you know. If you haven't met yours I recommend it so if you see them crouching on the ground you know to leave them the fuck alone.

 

[NKG]

Whenever I was working electronics, and a collector was trying to get some "super rare" collectors marvel figure, and I told them it was all under the same DPCI so I couldnt find the exact one for them at other stores and they proceeded to get angry.

hakuna matata

 

[RandomTeamMember]

Usually you know. If you haven't met yours I recommend it so if you see them crouching on the ground you know to leave them the fuck alone.

Looool I know who my AP is. SUPER nice guy. I just thought this was funny and was thinking about showing this to him

 

[busyzoningtoys]

Collectors

Triggered

 

[Pale]

Triggered

Same.

 

[Pale]

Not really a meme but still funny. For a second I thought the top item was a coupon for actual rx mary jane, until I realized it's just a magazine cover 🙁

aw cmon now, charge your phone fam.

 

[Kartman]

If you do this FUCK YOU!

 

[BoxCutter]

If you do this FUCK YOU!

When I saw this on Super Store I cracked up. Funny / not funny because it is true.

 

[PackAndCry]

 

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[GSA2ExpressPls]

I'm lucky if I have matching socks

I'm lucky if I have matching socks

If they match, and don't clash with my red shirt, I feel especially adulty.

 

[OneArmedJesus]

 

[commiecorvus]

 

[2Spooky4U]

I'd take the five billion and just shop frequently at Target, and whenever I overhear a guest being an asshole I'd tear them a new one on my former TM's behalf.

 

[oath2order]

I'd take the five billion and just shop frequently at Target, and whenever I overhear a guest being an asshole I'd tear them a new one on my former TM's behalf.

or just get a job and call customers idiots and it won't matter because hey you have five billion

 

[2Spooky4U]

or just get a job and call customers idiots and it won't matter because hey you have five billion

"So Spooky, we're gonna have to let you go."
"Oh?"
"You called a guest a... -pulls out piece of paper-...a 'cock-juggling thundercunt.'"
"I have five billion in my bank account."
"...you're still fired."

 

[GSA2ExpressPls]

Life as a gsa...

 

[GSA2ExpressPls]

I'd take the five billion and just shop frequently at Target, and whenever I overhear a guest being an asshole I'd tear them a new one on my former TM's behalf.

The hero we need, but don't deserve.

 

[qmosqueen]

 

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[can't touch this]

I'd take the $5 billion but restarting life is EXTREMELY tempting too

 

[BoxCutter]

One day I will do this if they don't unlock the door quick enough on a dark, cold winter morning.